Oct
13 2009
Kudos to Jeff Foxworthy who started the “You may be.. if…” series. We have had SO MUCH fun with it!!
I got this in my email, from PatriotPost. Bwahahaha!!!!
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You may be Taliban if:
- You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
- You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
- You have more wives than teeth.
- You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon “unclean.”
- You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
- You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.
- You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
- You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
- You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
*SNORT* 
October 13th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Pretty good. A few more:
You think a razor should be used to shave your goat’s genitals not your face or your wife’s legs.
You see 50 women wearing Burkas and know which one is your wife.
You are hoping to save up to buy a bigger cave.
You learned how to build a suicide vest before you knew how to walk.
Any of your wives are under 14
You think getting four goats, one cow, and a sharp stick was a bad deal for your current wife.
October 14th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
So funny and omg so true! This is literary perfection.
October 14th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Snort is right!!! Love it, I’m now a follower and you’ll be added to my blogroll by the end of today! lololol Thanks for that!
October 14th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
Harrison: what’s that about a razor to shave legs??
Buggy: ain’t it? :D
Aria: Wowsa, thanks! ;)
October 15th, 2009 at 12:00 am
I didn’t know you lived in Berkeley, CA.