Well, I don’t celebrate Christmas or the season, also known as WinterSolstice /Saturnalia /Kwanzaa /Hannukah /Yuletide /GreedyShoppingandGettingPresentsTime. DON’T get me going on Christmas!! I’ll explode! 
It’s a pagan holiday with Catholic clothes on. 
I don’t hate it as much as I hate Halloween, but I do still hate it. I refuse to do the tree thing, the mistletoe thing, or the going-broke-to-buy-everyone-presents thing.
Ooo but I will receive a present if given to me, heehee. 
Like this t-shirt. Isn’t it SUPERB! I think it’s perfect for someone like me!
I also love this.
Both items are from Despair.com, that phenomenal company who should give me some kind of affiliate contract (since I mention them so often). They sell SOOOO much good stuff, perfect for crabbies and crabby-wanna bees! They don’t have any medical equipment (although my doctor’s office could sure use some of their demotivational posters– there’s one secretary there is just TOO durn cheery! The other one is always horribly nasty and crabby, so she’s fine). Well, ANYWAY… Despair.com has calendars, mugs, posters, t-shirts, etc. This is NOT a sponsored post for them, either– although I wish it was! I should be getting a hefty cut of their online profit, since so many of my crabby-infected readers go there and buy that stuff.
But, dang, I just love that t-shirt. GOTTA get me one, and wear it to WalMart. Think anyone will understand it? 
December 7th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
I don’t know why I feel such a kinship with you as I am probably the sister of the cheery secretary you hate. Maybe it’s the “opposites attract” theory. Either way, I’m definitely going over to Despair.com and check out their merchandise. Maybe I can help them see the brighter side of life!
December 7th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
I swear, we must be sisters.
December 8th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Heh heh. Black humor and crabbiness unites us. :D