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The Great Equalizer Among Modern Man

A.K.A. The Traffic Light.

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I took this photo from my car. See those idiots? See them?! Right THERE.

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About 1/8 of a mile before this Kodak moment, those two knuckleheads careened past me– in the DRIVING LANE– while I was alternately passing a slower vehicle in the PASSING LANE. My life flashed befor emy eyes. That, and the realization of the usefulness of my disability insurance policy…

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They dodged to the right, then to the left, then to the right, going inbetween me and the other, slower car… And left behind a trail of flames for us to eat their dust. Oh, hardy har har. You guys are just SO cool, SO much better than everyone else on the road.

You jerks.

One minute later or so, I descended upon them, at the traffic light. Bwahahahah! Resisting the tremendously strong urge to pound them in their rears with my much larger vehicle, I instead took out my road rage like any blogger would, with my camera. I did have the good sense to smudge out their licence plate numbers (much against my will, I admit), since I do not currently retain a lawyer. Nonetheless, the revenge was sweet.

And thus I gloat with the knowledge that there IS justice in this modern era— the traffic light!

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8 Responses to “The Great Equalizer Among Modern Man”

  1. Mamaflo Says:

    Who was taking the photo?

  2. staciesmadness Says:

    Man, that light is confusing, am I coming or going???

  3. Patricia Says:

    Given their behavior, I’m surprised they STOPPED at the light!

  4. Tina Says:

    What is with the light on the right? Red AND green?

  5. Harriet Says:

    Good one!
    I hate stupid drivers. Hopefully, one day they will take one another out and leave the rest of us alone!

  6. Angelika Says:

    I love it when the people that are in such a hurry to pass me get stopped by the light!

    That picture IS weird, though, with the red AND green lights lit.

  7. Dorothy L Says:

    “I instead took out my road rage like any blogger would, with my camera.”
    HA…..that is so true:)

    Typical of our world today….no one knows whether to stop or go :)

  8. Crabby Blogging Lady Says:

    I wasn’t fast enough with my camera. So I BARELY caught the traffic light scene while the lights were still red. I guess I snapped the photo at the precise moment the light turned green. Weird.

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