Crabby Blogging Lady

…but some folks probably hate them.

Like this guy. OOPSIE!!!!!

I feel sorry for the guy, actually. He was probably under a LOT of pressure to get all that stuff delivered. Unfortunately, he chose the *wrong* package and the *wrong* house to toss the delivery. Now, he’s probably out of a job. There’s no excuse for such an action, but we can all feel a little empathy because we know what it’s like to be under time pressure at work, and fudge or totally mess up a job.

Here’s another really good home cam video I found. A lady watches as her house is robbed– unbelievable! Now these guys I am NOT feeling sorry for. Haha!

Oh, I love those handy cams, yes indeedy. Smile, guys, you’re on Candid CCTV cameras!!!

I saw this video showcasing the “latest” iPhone app. Watch it and tell me what you think…

If you are like me (and why else would you be reading this blog, hmmm??), then you probably thought, “Hey! That is so cool!!” After a moment when your brain cooled down to normal mode and the marketing scent evaporated, you no doubt thought, “What the heck?” Finally, you thought, “This is actually dumb. Why use your iPhone as a remote? Why don’t ya just put your TV remote in its proper place every time?!” See, I KNOW what you were thinkin’!

I think the iPhone is indeed a nifty device. Hey, vanilla dutches can be nifty, too. But humans always seem to take things a little too far to the extreme, you know? The iPhone is indeed neat, but do we really NEED an app for EVERYTHING?! Must it replace EVERYTHING we do? Just because there’s an app for that does not necessarily make the app good.

I love I Can Haz Cheeseburger — the LOL Cats site– just as much as any half-crazy, middle-aged, feline-freaked cat lover. But this. This is scary. It’s a video from LOL Cats. You watch this and tell me what’s wrong.

Is it just ME or WHAT? The cat will suffocate!! Stupid cat! Hello!!! If he sticks his head in there and — God forbid– he forgets to pull it out (yes, some cats are dumber than dogs; it’s true) or he gets stuck, those giggling cat owners will have a new fur rug on their hands. That cat is in serious need of malibu rehab treatment or something. TOO MUCH catnip.

Not a funny video. Creepy!

Whoopsie!

There’s something wonderful about FAIL videos that make me feel not so terribly bad about my own fails. LOLOL

I used to live in an apartment with a metal roof. As soon as the snow built up a few inches, the entire roof would rumble menacingly, as if we were going to have an earthquake, and then, BOOOOMMM!!!!!!!!!!! All the snow would come rushing down with one big white swoop. Talk about a fat burner that works– any poor soul even remotely near the snowquake would soon become the next abominable snowman unless he ran like crazy.

Oh while I’m in the mood, this one is funny, too. Look at this guy go, he’s a human torpedo!

Makes ya wonder– the skier had PERFECT aim at that spectator’s feet, now didn’t he?

Darlin’, LET GO of the leash when you play “Catch,” honey.

I think they both lose.

Lions prefer blondes. YIKES!

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Dude, LET GO OF THE POLE when it’s going in the wrong direction! Road rash extraordinaire…

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Here’s a Richard Simmons apprentice-in-training. Oopsie. Better stick to the lipofuze reviews, toots.

THIS is why I never eat at IHOP.

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So there’s your laugh for the day. If you have done something stupid and want to be on the Internet– make a video and email me at crabbyblogginglady@youredumb.com!

I see that Chuck Norris still isn’t afraid of making cheesy redneck movies.. hahah!