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Another Thing I Don’t Get

Saw this ad on numerous blogs recently. Apparently, it makes people into angry, rabid, roving maniacs, ready to smash their firstborn child through the TV glass to end this guy’s annoying whine and bravado.

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I don’t get it. Why is this ad so annoying? How is this ad more annoying than other ads? I mean, sure it’s not as WONDERFULLY fascinating as those ads for quick weight loss! But… it doesn’t make me gag (haha) or wanna scream at the TV.

But I don’t have a TV. So maybe that’s the magic answer. I only have to endure this guy ONCE, and then it’s OVER. Not like you TV freaks, who watch TV ALLLLL DAY LOBG and see this guy again and again.

Score once again for throwing the boob tube outta da window! ;)

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I Don’t Get Those “Extended Protection Plan” Things

It’s like a plague or a sudden fad from the catwalks of Paris– the “Extended Protection Plan.” EVERYBODY and their mother is offering them these days. This must be how the stores make their big bucks, kinda like how the fast-food restaurants make their money– offer the goods at *reasonable* prices, then tantalize you with “extras” for unconscionable prices.

I ordered a $75 appliance from a Big Box store, online. $75. Before I can even submit my order, I am bombarded with TWO windows begging me to sign up for the “Extended Protection Plan.”

Gee, is their product so crappy that they have to offer a “just in case” insurance policy for the thing? And look at the price of the “protection”– $59 bucks!!! LOL, I could just go out and get another appliance, dudes!

And everybody is on this “extended protection plan” bandwagon. I can’t even buy phentermine or buy a package of gum without being asked if I want to also spend on this or spend on that.

No! I just want to buy a pack of gum! Is that OK with you?!

So anyway. I’m looking forward to my appliance. And it better not be a dud, or I will kick myself for not getting the “extended protection plan.”

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Nolan Chart: Close But No Cigar!

Well, at the insistence of Don E. Chute (he used CAPS AND EVERYTHING!), I took the Nolan Chart Quiz. I think I had taken this a year ago, maybe. I see that my views haven’t changed one bit, thank you very much.

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I am NOT a Libertarian, however. I hate it when quizzes marginalize you into a colorful section on a graph.  :grump: I do not believe that we should legalize (or encourage) pornography, pot-smoking, “escort” services, polygamy, and blaspheming activities. I think society has every right to ban these activities as unwholesome to a nation and society. (By the way, I am an American history scholar who has read and studied the Constitution and the writings of the Founding Fathers, and they believed the same thing!).

ANYWAY. So the Nolan Chart says I’m a Libertarian. When I’m not.

What I am is a Federalist, for lack of a better word. Read The Federalist Papers: that’s what I believe. I believe in a federal government for the purpose of unification, and defense, and world trade. AND THAT’S IT.

Everything else– all powers not given to the federal government by the Constitution nor prohibited by the States, are GIVEN TO WE THE PEOPLE.

Oh gee, that has a familiar ring to it. *gasp* :smarty: Could this possibly be the Tenth Amendment?! Why, yes, boys and girls, it IS!

The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.

Well, the next question to be asked is: Do we still retain the original form of representative government given to use by the founders?

And boys and girls– we do not. The last straw that broke the camel’s back was the Patriot Act. Sorry, we no longer have a Constitutional republic. What a shell game. We can’t do anything anymore without the federal government breathing down our necks: get a job, cash a check, use our transportation, make a phone call, have a baby.

But even before that blasted “Act,” something else radically altered our form of government 100 years previously; it was when the Progressive idjits in government CHANGED state representation to have senators elected by popular vote instead of state legislatures. This occurred in 1913 (gee, the same year as the Federal Reserve Act and Income Tax– those Progressives SURE were busy, weren’t they?). Hello, there was a REASON that the Founders included the state legislatures the way they did– to make sure that the larger states (which had higher population and more urban centers which are the renowned bastions of wicked sinners) did not control the entire federation. It was called the New Jersey Plan, written by William Paterson. You see, back THEN, the states cared about equal representation.

Since the Progressive tyrants have eliminated that check and balance, our nation is basically controlled by the big (liberal) states: Florida, New York, California, and Texas. Even though all the states still retain two senators per state, the state legislatures themselves have lost their representation in the federation, therefore allowing the federal government to usurp power more readily (in such things as education, eminent domain, mandated and/or unfunded social programs, government-funded home insurance quotes, blah blah, etc).

So that was really the beginning of the end, 1913.

Back to the Nolan Chart. Those quizzes are meaningless. I think they have good intentions, but they are meaningless because the people who REALLY know what American government is all about are going to be marginalized, as I was. These quizzes don’t truly represent the original intent of our form of government. Why are we tut-tutting about health care and Social Security?! The larger issue is that the federal government has totally usurped power. Why isn’t that part of the discussion? :rant: Why aren’t we spending our time defending the Constitution and Bill of Rights, instead of bickering over government HMOs and Granny’s pension and whether the government can allow teenagers to kill off their unborn babies?

Politics always gets me worked up. Good gravy. :GAH: I feel so much better. I haven’t had a rant like this in, gee, three or four days! Thanks, Don. :mrgreen:

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Another Whysies Post 9/22

I always seem to get these things on days I go grocery shopping at Walmart. :wassat: I just HATE to admit to prospect that shopping there gives me inspiration. Noooooo it cannot be! It gives me diarrhea, not inspiration!

  • Why is women’s deodorant so much more expensive than men’s deodorant? That REALLY stinks! (hahahahah!!! :rofl: )
  • At WalMart, I see so many people dressed like either Kathie Lee or Spike Lee. And some knuckleheads had crooked baseball hats, droopy drawers, and were walking around grasping their crotches!! WHY do people imitate the idiots on television?? They don’t even question it! It never occurs to them that 1) the television is just a manipulation tool, and 2) people look like TOTAL IDIOTS by imitating the idiots on TV! :cuckoo:
  • Why do parents complain about their child’s school or teachers and then continue to send the kid to the school? Not logical, not one bit.
  • Why do health insurance policies almost never cover dental care, but ALWAYS cover drug abuse, mental health problems, and other psychological problems? Why can’t we choose what we want to cover us? Why are we forced to include those things in our policies?? Is this some cosmic law made up by Bronx medical malpractice lawyers or something?!
  • Why do people avoid discussing religion? As if religion is “personal preference” like choosing between vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream (“as long as it’s ice cream, then that’s good”– huh?). Why don’t we all just ditch religious pretenses and start seeking the truth?
  • Why are “rich people’s” garage sales so much more expensive than “poor people’s” garage sales? I have come across some really nice stuff at “poor people’s” sales for only a few dollars; and I have seen absolute crap at “rich people’s” garage sales and they want an arm and a leg for it. ???

Well, that’s enough thinking for now, gotta go watch TV! My head hurts. Until we meet again, peeps…

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The Whysies, Part 4

Going out into the traffic to get the shopping down brought up a whole new batch of Whysies. You tell me if you don’t wonder these same things!!

1. If the speed limit is 55mph, why do people go 65?! I am one of those persnicketedy old grannies who goes EXACTLY or slightly UNDER the speed limit. 55 is a nice number– why are people so intent on driving you off the road so they can go 65?!

2. Why do people speed on the road, no matter how high the speed limit? Some years ago, under pressure from some special interest group, New York State upped the speed limit on the highways, from 55mph to 65mph. SO why does that not satisfy anyone?! The NY Thruway is quite the harrowing experience, because 65 just isn’t good enough! People must NOW go 75!!! Crazy! NYS should lower the speed to 55 again, so that people will only go 65 again.

3. WHY do drivers of SUVs and fancy pickup trucks drive so aggressively? I almost never have people in sedans or minivans tailgate me, cut in and out, and go roaring down the highway like everyone else is standing still. Is it the SUV itself, the gas pedal gets stuck in the car rugs, perhaps?? Is it the only aggressive people who buy and drive SUVs? Is there some magical about sitting behind the wheel of an SUV that makes a person suddenly so aggressive?? It has me puzzled. All I know is that, when I see an SUV barreling down the road, I mentally prepare myself to be run off the road or watch my car paint shred off as the monster passes by…

Well, that’s all I have for today, boys and girls. I’m sure I’ll have more sometime later. Off for my afternoon nap now!

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The Whysies Part 3

>>> Passwords– WHY don’t they tell us what characters are acceptable or not BEFORE we spend 20 minutes coming up with a complex one?! WHY don’t they just START OUT telling us they will not accept passwords with brackets, special symbols, etc. And WHY don’t banks and credit card companies accept the more complex passwords?? WHY do these sites ONLY accept basic letters and numbers? Are they just ASKING for our accounts to be hacked?! Hello?! Even my account at MyBlogLog has better security than that of my bank… idjits!

>>>> WHY is everyone using the word “flavors” to describe options or versions? Such as, “The Linux operating system comes in various flavors,” or “What flavor of the Star Wars movies do you like best?” FLAVORS is for ice cream and lollipops and cat food and dog supplies! The use of the word “flavor” for options, versions, and preferences is such a fad. Grow up! The jerk who first used the word in the wrong way is probably gloating with glee after seeing everyone (except me, of course) use it so improperly.

>>> WHY are little girls, historically, dressed so immodestly? I was looking at old photos from the 1920s and 1930s… and had to wonder about the styles of clothes they made for little girls. Such miniscule dresses! Did these things really serve any practical purpose at all, or was it just a conditioned precursor to the debauched, filthy fashion we see today? It’s bad enough that grown women will dress in such tiny clothing… it’s criminal that parents actually dress their vulnerable little girls in them, ew!!! :-p

:wassat: ?????

OK, so I’m back to my crabby self, in full force with a nasty tide of rants on the way. I have a whole bunch of crabby posts to write, be prepared…..

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