It’s a Fake World Out There…

You know that old adage “Don’t believe everything you read”? Well, you’d better not believe images, either! If you think all those eye-popping celebrities are really and truly eye-popping, I have a real nice bridge to sell you…. no, it’s not just those super anti wrinkle eye cream applications making those celebrities look like a billion bucks…

Watch this enlightening movie.

I have long lamented our society’s digression into an image-based culture. Images can be manipulated, and are. I think it’s atrocious that our entire culture glamorizes celebrities and the “perfect” appearance, and exerts so much pressure (especially on young American girls) to look perfect. Those things are fading, so temporal. Moreover, there is no “perfect” appearance. Girls and boys– be yourselves! Be the beautiful person that God made you to be! Our sex-obsessed culture is crap, and obviously very deceptive.

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I Really Can’t Believe the TSA Is Pursuing This…

Traveling the airlines for Christmas holidays? Think again. According to this story, you will be forced to undergo the naked-body-scanner, a groping, or be forced to be inspected and pay a fine if you refuse.

WoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooW! Unbelievable!

So, if you decide to even STEP IN the airport to fly, you will be forced to undergo a screening. And if you decide you’d rather not and try to leave, you will undergo a questioning and/or screening. Or pay a fine of $11,000.


How can Americans just swallow this?

I’d rather stay at home. No way am I going to ruin my holidays by receiving gropings by government thugs. People are actually submitting to this??

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Differing Opinions, BAD; Porn, GOOD

WHAT kind of IDIOTS are in our government, will someone please tell me?? These people are so stupid, their brains are leaking from their noses. That, or they are tyrannical, wicked, control-freaks. You choose. Probably both. Just because someone has an online college degree doesn’t make them SMART.

The government is going to block “controversial websites.”

So much for freedom of speech, eh?

The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) is blocking certain websites from the federal agency’s computers, including halting access by staffers to any Internet pages that contain a “controversial opinion,” according to an internal email obtained by CBS News.

The email was sent to all TSA employees from the Office of Information Technology on Friday afternoon.

It states that as of July 1, TSA employees will no longer be allowed to access five categories of websites that have been deemed “inappropriate for government access.”

The categories include:
Controversial opinion
Criminal activity
Extreme violence (including cartoon violence) and gruesome content

The email does not specify how the TSA will determine if a website expresses a “controversial opinion.”

Oh it’s a GOOOOOD thing they’re still allowing cartoon violence, gee! (P.S. What the heck are they DOING with “cartoon violence” and “gaming” on federal agency computer’s anyway?!?

And does anyone see a big problem here– namely, that porn is not “controversial” content?! HELLO!?!!? They are banning “controversial opinion” but not porn?!? Everyone knows that porn is very prevalent among federal agency computer use. Ohhh but THAT’s OK! It’s not “controversial” like those Tea Party kooks who are always quoting George Washington and waving the flag! Dangerous!


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Woman in New York Charged with Adultery


*gasp gasp gasp gasp* Noooooooo!

Are we in Saudi Arabia!??!??!???!

That’s the attitude of news reporters at NYDailyNews about this story. Give me a break. What an immature reporter! So liberal that his brain is about to fall out of his skull. I hope his wife reads his articles…

A woman arrested for public lewdness for allegedly having sex in a park is facing a surprising additional charge: cheating on her husband.

No, this wasn’t in a Muslim country far away, it is happening in New York.

Suzanne Corona, a 41-year-old woman from Batavia, N.Y., just east of Buffalo, was busted along with 29-year-old Justin Amend last week, police said.

So it has to be a Muslim country for adultery to be a crime?! What crap!

Adultery is evil. It’s lying, it’s destroying, and it’s illegal. And it should be! I am not Muslim but I cheer those Arabs on when they take a stand against adultery! I think New York (and the other states) are far too lenient with adultery.

The pair allegedly were having sex on a picnic table near a playground in Farrall Park just after 5 p.m. on Friday, according to WHAM 13. Police report several parents and children were nearby.

“[The police officer] asked them what they were doing, and they said, ‘Just talking,’ and obviously they weren’t just talking,” said Officer Eric Hill, of the Batavia Police Department.

Both have been charged with public lewdness. When it was discovered that Corona was married, the adultery charge was added. She faces up to 90 days in jail or a $500 fine.

In court on Tuesday, Corona did not enter a plea, but vowed to fight the constitutionality of the charge.

“One of the reasons you don’t see this charge more often is that the law in New York State requires that there must be corroboration,” Genesee County District Attorney Larry Friedman told the Daily News.

Moreover, the woman should be busted for irresponsibility and stupidity. She blames everything under the sun for her criminal behavior.

According to court papers obtained by WHAM 13, Corona told police at the time of her arrest, “I know what I did was inappropriate and I apologize, but you’d understand if you knew what my life was like.”

She told officers her husband is “transgender,” and that the two “never had sex.”

“The police are not out conducting investigations looking for people committing adultery,” Friedman said.

“At this point, the charge is still pending,” he added, noting that it was the police who chose to charge Corona with adultery.

Although he was not sure how old the law was, the district attorney said one other person had faced similar charges in Batavia 13 years ago. Records indicate nearly a dozen others have been similarly charged statewide, according to ABC News.

I can’t get over how shocked the reporters are. It’s like they are flabbergasted that adultery is actually WRONG and should be PENALIZED. :unbeliv: Yeah, buds, you’d better watch out…

For those who are concerned about the Adultery Law, all I have to do is throw this quote back into your face:

If you’re not doing anything wrong, you don’t have anything to worry about, right?! Right?!?!

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Vintage Sarcasm for a Crabby Day

Boy am I in a grouchy mood today, almost as bad as the morning after the 2008 Election. GAH! The country is going to hell in a handbasket and idiotic Americans are more concerned with basketball games!!! :cuss: I’m too crabby to be creative, even.

So to perk me up, I browsed through some vintage funny graphics. These are borrowed from others’ Photobucket albums… so if the images no longer appear, it’s all THEIR fault for going over bandwidth! Unfortunately, many of the graphics at Photobucket are vulgar. I don’t find them funny, not at ALL. Why do women think that swearing and dirty humor on par with sailors is humorous? Of course, I don’t think women should be the addle-brained idiots as depicted in the 1940s and 50s, concerned only with cooking dinners and face moisturizers, but they shouldn’t be filthy-minded, swearing bimbos, either. So anyway, I tried to pick out the best sans swearing and sex-talk. It was tough!

One of my favorites:

vintage funny Pictures, Images and Photos

I knew I liked Vincent Price.

Time to stop dieting Pictures, Images and Photos


Funny Quote Pictures, Images and Photos

work is fascinating Pictures, Images and Photos

revenge Pictures, Images and Photos

drifted Pictures, Images and Photos

I love this one.

funny vintage Pictures, Images and Photos

And finally, truth and justice triumph over all. Don’t they look cute in their aprons?

Vintage Misc. Pictures, Images and Photos

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How About We Ban Fatheadedness?

I was shocked to realize that there is actually a website like this that exists. Even more shocked to see that there are a lot of people who think it’s OK! How can some people be so outraged about, say, racial profiling, but have no problem with …. gravity-profiling? boots out holiday weight-gain fatties

Dating and social network site has axed some 5,000 members following complaints that they had gained weight. The members were singled out after posting pictures of themselves that reportedly showed they had put on pounds over the holiday period. The site allows entry to new members only if existing members vote them as sufficiently attractive to warrant it.

The US, the UK, and Canada topped the list of excluded members.

The site has always been unrepentant about its selection process, calling itself “the largest network of attractive people in the world”.

The move was reportedly prompted by members themselves, who police the membership of the site to maintain a high – if highly subjective – standard of attractiveness.

“As a business, we mourn the loss of any member, but the fact remains that our members demand the high standard of beauty be upheld,” said site founder Robert Hintze.

“Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model and the very concept for which was founded.”

If the booted people had been Jews, or blacks, or Muslims, you KNOW this would never happen. But FAT PEOPLE–according to these fatheads– are the scourge of the earth, they are! Fatties should be mercilessly slashed from the planet, and be force-fed a mandated fat loss pill, according to these shallow goons. The Brits are so renowned for their bullying (ever hear of boarding school?!), and this just, uh, takes the cake.

It’s so unfair to live in a world where you can be a super-skinny, shallow-hearted FATHEAD and so freely and arrogantly bully other people, as if you’re still in third grade or British boarding school.

It’s like I tell my kids: NEVER pick on anyone because of their looks or their name. People can’t help those things. Pick on people because of the stupid things they DO.

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