Crabby Blogging Lady

WHAT kind of IDIOTS are in our government, will someone please tell me?? These people are so stupid, their brains are leaking from their noses. That, or they are tyrannical, wicked, control-freaks. You choose. Probably both. Just because someone has an online college degree doesn’t make them SMART.

The government is going to block “controversial websites.”

So much for freedom of speech, eh?

The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) is blocking certain websites from the federal agency’s computers, including halting access by staffers to any Internet pages that contain a “controversial opinion,” according to an internal email obtained by CBS News.

The email was sent to all TSA employees from the Office of Information Technology on Friday afternoon.

It states that as of July 1, TSA employees will no longer be allowed to access five categories of websites that have been deemed “inappropriate for government access.”

The categories include:
Chat/Messaging
Controversial opinion
Criminal activity
Extreme violence (including cartoon violence) and gruesome content
Gaming

The email does not specify how the TSA will determine if a website expresses a “controversial opinion.”

Oh it’s a GOOOOOD thing they’re still allowing cartoon violence, gee! (P.S. What the heck are they DOING with “cartoon violence” and “gaming” on federal agency computer’s anyway?!?

And does anyone see a big problem here– namely, that porn is not “controversial” content?! HELLO!?!!? They are banning “controversial opinion” but not porn?!? Everyone knows that porn is very prevalent among federal agency computer use. Ohhh but THAT’s OK! It’s not “controversial” like those Tea Party kooks who are always quoting George Washington and waving the flag! Dangerous!

IDJITS.

OH. MY. GOSH.

*gasp gasp gasp gasp* Noooooooo!

Are we in Saudi Arabia!??!??!???!

That’s the attitude of news reporters at NYDailyNews about this story. Give me a break. What an immature reporter! So liberal that his brain is about to fall out of his skull. I hope his wife reads his articles…

A woman arrested for public lewdness for allegedly having sex in a park is facing a surprising additional charge: cheating on her husband.

No, this wasn’t in a Muslim country far away, it is happening in New York.

Suzanne Corona, a 41-year-old woman from Batavia, N.Y., just east of Buffalo, was busted along with 29-year-old Justin Amend last week, police said.

So it has to be a Muslim country for adultery to be a crime?! What crap!

Adultery is evil. It’s lying, it’s destroying, and it’s illegal. And it should be! I am not Muslim but I cheer those Arabs on when they take a stand against adultery! I think New York (and the other states) are far too lenient with adultery.

The pair allegedly were having sex on a picnic table near a playground in Farrall Park just after 5 p.m. on Friday, according to WHAM 13. Police report several parents and children were nearby.

“[The police officer] asked them what they were doing, and they said, ‘Just talking,’ and obviously they weren’t just talking,” said Officer Eric Hill, of the Batavia Police Department.

Both have been charged with public lewdness. When it was discovered that Corona was married, the adultery charge was added. She faces up to 90 days in jail or a $500 fine.

In court on Tuesday, Corona did not enter a plea, but vowed to fight the constitutionality of the charge.

“One of the reasons you don’t see this charge more often is that the law in New York State requires that there must be corroboration,” Genesee County District Attorney Larry Friedman told the Daily News.

Moreover, the woman should be busted for irresponsibility and stupidity. She blames everything under the sun for her criminal behavior.

According to court papers obtained by WHAM 13, Corona told police at the time of her arrest, “I know what I did was inappropriate and I apologize, but you’d understand if you knew what my life was like.”

She told officers her husband is “transgender,” and that the two “never had sex.”

“The police are not out conducting investigations looking for people committing adultery,” Friedman said.

“At this point, the charge is still pending,” he added, noting that it was the police who chose to charge Corona with adultery.

Although he was not sure how old the law was, the district attorney said one other person had faced similar charges in Batavia 13 years ago. Records indicate nearly a dozen others have been similarly charged statewide, according to ABC News.

I can’t get over how shocked the reporters are. It’s like they are flabbergasted that adultery is actually WRONG and should be PENALIZED. Yeah, buds, you’d better watch out…

For those who are concerned about the Adultery Law, all I have to do is throw this quote back into your face:

If you’re not doing anything wrong, you don’t have anything to worry about, right?! Right?!?!

Boy am I in a grouchy mood today, almost as bad as the morning after the 2008 Election. GAH! The country is going to hell in a handbasket and idiotic Americans are more concerned with basketball games!!! I’m too crabby to be creative, even.

So to perk me up, I browsed through some vintage funny graphics. These are borrowed from others’ Photobucket albums… so if the images no longer appear, it’s all THEIR fault for going over bandwidth! Unfortunately, many of the graphics at Photobucket are vulgar. I don’t find them funny, not at ALL. Why do women think that swearing and dirty humor on par with sailors is humorous? Of course, I don’t think women should be the addle-brained idiots as depicted in the 1940s and 50s, concerned only with cooking dinners and face moisturizers, but they shouldn’t be filthy-minded, swearing bimbos, either. So anyway, I tried to pick out the best sans swearing and sex-talk. It was tough!

One of my favorites:

I knew I liked Vincent Price.

Perfect!

I love this one.

And finally, truth and justice triumph over all. Don’t they look cute in their aprons?

I was shocked to realize that there is actually a website like this that exists. Even more shocked to see that there are a lot of people who think it’s OK! How can some people be so outraged about, say, racial profiling, but have no problem with …. gravity-profiling?

BeautifulPeople.com boots out holiday weight-gain fatties

Dating and social network site BeautifulPeople.com has axed some 5,000 members following complaints that they had gained weight. The members were singled out after posting pictures of themselves that reportedly showed they had put on pounds over the holiday period. The site allows entry to new members only if existing members vote them as sufficiently attractive to warrant it.

The US, the UK, and Canada topped the list of excluded members.

The site has always been unrepentant about its selection process, calling itself “the largest network of attractive people in the world”.

The move was reportedly prompted by members themselves, who police the membership of the site to maintain a high – if highly subjective – standard of attractiveness.

“As a business, we mourn the loss of any member, but the fact remains that our members demand the high standard of beauty be upheld,” said site founder Robert Hintze.

“Letting fatties roam the site is a direct threat to our business model and the very concept for which BeautifulPeople.com was founded.”

If the booted people had been Jews, or blacks, or Muslims, you KNOW this would never happen. But FAT PEOPLE–according to these fatheads– are the scourge of the earth, they are! Fatties should be mercilessly slashed from the planet, and be force-fed a mandated fat loss pill, according to these shallow goons. The Brits are so renowned for their bullying (ever hear of boarding school?!), and this just, uh, takes the cake.

It’s so unfair to live in a world where you can be a super-skinny, shallow-hearted FATHEAD and so freely and arrogantly bully other people, as if you’re still in third grade or British boarding school.

It’s like I tell my kids: NEVER pick on anyone because of their looks or their name. People can’t help those things. Pick on people because of the stupid things they DO.

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Pet Peeves. We all have them. I just happen to have more of them than the average bear. It’s part of my crabby charm.

• Coming up with AMAZING ideas for blog posts while I’m in the shower. I have no way to write them all down! And by the time I’m done, I’ve completely forgotten all that greatness! GAH
Magazines with naked women on the covers, their bare arms hiding the tiny bits that the law won’t allow them to expose. I HATE this. Dear magazine editors and starlets: Maybe you think everyone wants to see your bare skin with you covering only the tiniest of strategic places… but no, I really don’t. Keep it under a paper bag, honey. And get a life.
• Those STUPID uneven floor tiles at the entrance/exits of WalMarts. When you wheel a grocery cart full of bags of groceries over the floor, everything in the cart bounces up and down a couple of feet. Not to mention that when I’m leaving WalMart, I want to get out of there in a hurry. But NOOO they make it so that your eggs crack and your celery splits apart from wheeling over those idiotic floor tiles! Not only that but you have go through a military-grade obstacle course, dodging the massive influx of people coming in the Exit doors. THUMBS DOWN for WalMart.
• Liberals, who, in losing an argument, resort to name-calling, character slander, or changing the subject, because they feel they must have the upper hand. Someone recently accused me of not being “intelligent” because I ‘dissed’ a stupid TV show, and Bertrand Russell, AND used CAPS TO PROVE MY POINT in the same blog post. Since he/she/it had no answer to my brilliant reasoning and deductions, he/she/it complained about my USE OF CAPS and said I couldn’t hold an intelligent conversation. Like, big whoop– like, that accusation was supposed to make me feel inferior?! See, the problem with atheists and liberals is that, to them, truth is irrelevant; what matters to them is if a point makes them FEEL superior or not. For me, truth and the pursuit thereof is EVERYTHING, and how I feel is irrelevant. It is so difficult to have conversations or debates with liberals because of this. Not all are this way, but perhaps 98% of them are.
• By the way, thAT CAPs lock is preTTy dARn aNNOYing, too. I’m aLWaYs hitting it aCCIDentaLLY. gAH1111

So those are my pet peeves for the week. Huzzah. Until next time!

UPDATE: Just thought of another one!!

• Carefully crafting a post, hitting publish, then going back to see ALL these typos and mangled grammar! GAH!!! I hate that!

Join along if you want, guys. :-p

Top Reasons Why You Should Shave Your Legs Even Though It’s Winter

1. Your kids won’t make snarky remarks like “Nice fur coat, Mom,” when your pant leg rides up.

2. You’ll generate less static electricity when you walk around the house in nylon pants. The cat will be appreciative.

3. You’ll be less of a fire hazard at the gas station on those bone-dry days.

4. You’ll be prepared for shorts-wearing weather for January Thaw.

5. Realize you’re helping the economy immensely by constantly spending your hard-earned money on razors and shaving cream. :-p

6. You won’t wonder, in the middle of the night, if you’re wearing your sweat pants or not.

7. You can spontaneously wear a skirt, any time, any day!

8. Your socks will fit better, no longer cutting off your circulation from all that extra fluff.

9. You never know– you might do something absolutely crazy and go work out at the gym or something!

10. Should you ever need to be admitted into the hospital, the nurses will not have to ask you your gender. :-p

Women shaving their legs is a new concept in history. It was started at the beginning of the 20th century, due to shorter hemlines and more exposed flesh. (Not a good reason, in my opinion). Worse still, the cultural mandate for shaving legs has an entire micro-economy supporting it; namely, Gillette, Schick, and Barbasol. :-p Only in Western cultures do women shave their legs, and the only reason behind it, besides bankrolling the razor company CEOs, is to look more appealing to men. For a lot of women, those are good enough reasons, but I think they’re all rather shallow reasons. Hence, my top ten list; it makes me feel better and makes me feel that I’m not doing it *just* because the culture says we must. Because I love my kitty and I’m tired of getting zapped when I cuddle her.
If I’m going to be a conformist, it had BETTER be for some good practical reasons!