Crabby Blogging Lady

Hoh boy! Hello, New Yorkers! Here’s more of your wasted tax dollars at work! New York State government claims that we have a “Canadian Geese problem”! So they plan to knock off TWO-THIRDS of the geese. Can you believe it?! According to the Huffington Post, “400 geese in Prospect Park were euthanized and the U.S. Department of Agriculture has been removing the birds from several locations near JFK and LaGuardia Airports.” A goofy state senator held a “vigil” for the dearly departed, saying there were more human ways to get them out of here.

This was shocking to me. Are the geese terrorists? Menaces? What is wrong with the geese that is causing such a sharp, reaction?

Well, apparently, there are two things: the geese slam into airplanes (as what happened to the Hudson flight a few years back– remember that captain who landed the plane on the Hudson River?). And secondly, too many geese are flooding our parks and backyards, leaving their gooey geese dung all over the grass.

I find it unconscionable that the government wants to kill the geese. The geese are basically harmless! If the government just REALLY REALLY wants to kill something, how about all the DEER that are everywhere!!!! The deer are a total menace! They have exploded in numbers, and eat EVERYTHING in sight. And to the people who hate walking in geese dung at the park– WATCH WHERE YOU ARE WALKING!

How’s them diamonds?!

I think we should save the geese.

What DRIVEL! What insanity! It’s outrageous!

People– I live in the stupidest state in the union– yes! It’s even worse than California! Because in California, at least you have fruits and nuts! Here. we have CONTROL FREAKS!

Our state is going bankrupt. The government is totally corrupt. The government is slashing everything, and they’re coming up with billions and billions of new taxes to *try* to pay the bills. OK OK– I exaggerate. The government isn’t slashing EVERYTHING. Their cushy government jobs, with paid vacations and health care plans are all intact. I stand corrected.

But is our government concerned about which foreign country will buy us out to put us in the black ink again? NO! They are concerned about SALT! New York State wants to outlaw SALT!

…a bill [has been] introduced in the New York Legislature that, if passed, would ban the use of salt in restaurant cooking.

“No owner or operator of a restaurant in this state shall use salt in any form in the preparation of any food for consumption by customers of such restaurant, including food prepared to be consumed on the premises of such restaurant or off of such premises,” the bill, A. 10129 , states in part.

The legislation, which Assemblyman Felix Ortiz , D-Brooklyn, introduced on March 5, would fine restaurants $1,000 for each violation.

IDJITS IDJITS IDJITS IDJITS!!!!!!!

I say they should outlaw themselves! New York politicians are terrible for our health. I feel like I’m about to be hospitalized right now!

Salt is not bad for us, you dunderheads! And even if it was, you’d take that wonderful, most elemental seasoning away from us?! It’s the ONLY thing left in this blasted state that makes us HAPPY! Why don’t they just quit their fooling around and outlaw happiness outright?! Why all this pussyfooting around, huh?

IDJITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please– Ohio, Montana, even Pennsylvania for God’s sake– save us! Take us over! Get these jerks away from us, PLEASE. I’ll even consider being absorbed by a Greater New Jersey… wait, no. I just can’t go that far. Well, Pennsylvania, at any rate! Save us!!!! We’re drowning in stupidity and wickedness here.