Crabby Blogging Lady

I got this from the PatriotPost humor email… OOOOOO this is SO BAAAAAD. But it’s SOOOO GOOOOOOD.

I recently submitted a building permit application for a new house.

It was going to be 100 ft. tall and 400 ft. wide with 9 gun turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have had parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.

The City Council told me to forget about it.

So, I sent the application in again, but this time I called it a Mosque.

Work starts on Monday.

Wow, is this business a glutton for punishment, or what?

Facing billions of dollars in losses the post office is considering all options in its effort to cut costs. So, the commission that oversees the postal service and the post office’s Inspector General are asking for suggestions from the public.

Send your ideas to the postal regulatory commission at prc.gov or the postal inspector general website at blog.uspsoig.gov.

Actually, this is pretty cool. I’m glad they are asking for input instead of treating us like peons or criminals under security cameras. The post office is ragged on by everybody, but so few people have any constructive ideas on how to help solve their problems. This is supposed to be OUR postal service, not the government’s who so graciously dole it out to us, right?

Well, I will be making this suggestion to the Post Office:

Don’t look to the bottom rung (i.e., the carriers, and eliminating delivery days) to fix your financial problems. Look to the TOP rung– look at the administration and the bloated bureaucracy at the top. The Postal Service is one great big upside-down pyramid. It’s top heavy. Start to condense jobs and eliminate over-lapping duties, and for God’s sake, get rid of the waste. For example, you do not need three bosses to oversee one post office. There are too many layers of administration. This is why government and public education are so costly, as well.

Plus, I give you my advice for FREE.

And it’s good advice!

What a dumb news “story.”

Hating the government finally goes mainstream

Three years ago, the Republican establishment piled scorn on the presidential candidacy of Ron Paul.

Today, he is in a statistical tie with President Obama in 2012 polling. His son, an ophthalmologist who has never run for elective office, is well ahead of not only the GOP’s handpicked candidate for Senate in Kentucky but also both Democratic contenders — all statewide officeholders.

What happened? Did America suddenly develop an insatiable appetite for 74-year-old, cranky congressmen from Texas? Is the gold standard catching on?

Paul will not likely be the next president. And his son still faces the most arduous part of his journey as Democrats spend millions to paint him as soft on defense, lax on drug enforcement and too radical on welfare programs.

But there’s no doubt that hating the government and the powerful interests that pull Washington’s strings has gone from the radical precincts of the Right and Left to the mainstream.

If that is not the stupidest, r-wordest, most idiotic drivel! You know what the truth really is? The government being HATEFUL has gone mainstream! The government is just BEGGING to be hated! Why else would these idjits continually, decade after decade, tax us to the gills, pass laws that we have to obey but they don’t, get away with literal murder and theft, lie like rugs, and flip us off when we complain.

I’m not the one who’s hating here! BIG BROTHER GOVERNMENT is the problem- they’re being hateful! On purpose!

Regarding that “Christian” “militia” group in Michigan that was “raided” recently– dudes, you can’t DO stuff like that! Holy cow!

An indictment unsealed on Monday accused them of planning to kill a police officer in Michigan and then ambush the funeral with improvised explosive devices to kill more police. The defendants were preparing to fight authorities from fortified and booby-trapped positions, the indictment said.

Members of the Hutaree believed the attacks would “serve as a catalyst for a more widespread uprising” against the U.S. government, the indictment said.

Knuckleheads.

Listen– it’s a bad idea to “take back your country” with explosives, hello!! If you’re going to take a country, do it like Congress does– re-interpret the laws, send kids to public schools where they won’t dare question authority or be educated about freedom, and dump flouride in the water to make the population docile. That’s how tyrants really go about it!

P.S. I think the federal government has a very weak case against these people in Michigan, anyway. What laws did they break? Owning guns? Thinking “bad” thoughts about the government? Since when is that a crime????

For no people will tamely surrender their Liberties, nor can any be easily subdued, when knowledge is diffus’d and Virtue is preserv’d. On the Contrary, when People are universally ignorant, and debauch’d in their Manners, they will sink under their own weight without the Aid of foreign Invaders.” ~Sam Adams, that traitorous rebel!

What DRIVEL! What insanity! It’s outrageous!

People– I live in the stupidest state in the union– yes! It’s even worse than California! Because in California, at least you have fruits and nuts! Here. we have CONTROL FREAKS!

Our state is going bankrupt. The government is totally corrupt. The government is slashing everything, and they’re coming up with billions and billions of new taxes to *try* to pay the bills. OK OK– I exaggerate. The government isn’t slashing EVERYTHING. Their cushy government jobs, with paid vacations and health care plans are all intact. I stand corrected.

But is our government concerned about which foreign country will buy us out to put us in the black ink again? NO! They are concerned about SALT! New York State wants to outlaw SALT!

…a bill [has been] introduced in the New York Legislature that, if passed, would ban the use of salt in restaurant cooking.

“No owner or operator of a restaurant in this state shall use salt in any form in the preparation of any food for consumption by customers of such restaurant, including food prepared to be consumed on the premises of such restaurant or off of such premises,” the bill, A. 10129 , states in part.

The legislation, which Assemblyman Felix Ortiz , D-Brooklyn, introduced on March 5, would fine restaurants $1,000 for each violation.

IDJITS IDJITS IDJITS IDJITS!!!!!!!

I say they should outlaw themselves! New York politicians are terrible for our health. I feel like I’m about to be hospitalized right now!

Salt is not bad for us, you dunderheads! And even if it was, you’d take that wonderful, most elemental seasoning away from us?! It’s the ONLY thing left in this blasted state that makes us HAPPY! Why don’t they just quit their fooling around and outlaw happiness outright?! Why all this pussyfooting around, huh?

IDJITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please– Ohio, Montana, even Pennsylvania for God’s sake– save us! Take us over! Get these jerks away from us, PLEASE. I’ll even consider being absorbed by a Greater New Jersey… wait, no. I just can’t go that far. Well, Pennsylvania, at any rate! Save us!!!! We’re drowning in stupidity and wickedness here.

That’s right, I STILL haven’t received my income tax form from a certain company. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!?!

HELLOOOOOO I live in New York State– these people aren’t gonna wait to get their grubby hands on my tax forms!!

And this news story almost gave me apoplexy!

NY may delay state tax refunds

Lawmakers say the governor wants to withhold your state refund. State Senator Joseph Griffo says the governor is considering holding them back because the 2010 budget may not be done on time.

Griffo says he believes the governor has the power to do so.

However, the state senator says he thinks enough people in the legislature will challenge the governor if he in fact decides to hold back refunds.

“He is not going to allow people to withhold and take more time in paying what they owe the state, so he has to be consistent here. He can’t hold refunds back and not give people extensions because people who are struggling would like more time to pay their taxes but they won’t be given that opportunity,” Griffo said.

A member of the Governor’s budget staff says withholding refunds is just one of many proposal to increase cash flow in the month of March. More than $293 million in refunds has already been sent out, said a Governor’s aide.

The state currently limits the amount of tax refunds it pays in the first three months of the year to $1.75 billion. Paterson is considering lowering that threshold to $1.25 billion because the state must roll $1.4 billion into next year’s budget to close a current year budget gap.

The state has until June to pay the refunds before they start accruing interest.

The governor is expected to make a decision in the next few weeks.

WHAT?! They may delay our checks because THOSE STUPID POLITICIANS can’t STOP their OWN spending on their pet projects?! And they still expect US to pay on time?!?

GAH!!!

So that makes my certain employer’s tardiness even more worrying. They had better get off their fat butts, quit the cheeky tweeting, and SEND ME MY INCOME TAX FORM!!! New York is about to go in the sewer!