Crabby Blogging Lady

You asked for it, I got it. Crazy cars!!! It’s ALL the rage now, huh?

Roll out the barrel! Haha!

The Good: No more banging the car door against other cars in the parking lot! The Bad: If someone rear-ends you and you aren’t buckled in…..

This one is best followed by the “dog” car. What a design, though. Must have taken some heavy-duty technical expertise from the Houston web design gurus to get this one right….

*Some* people would accuse me of driving such a car…

Just plain weird.

Show-off:

Uhhhh what is it? The Blob?

I’ve always wanted to drive a Chia Pet. Hey, you could also snack on something green while in traffic.

This one must have a magnet for an engine. Hold on to your refrigerator magnets, people, lest this car slurp them up while it goes down the street!

The Barbie car. Or, Maureen Dowd car.

This one helps alleviate the “bugs splattering on the windshield” problem.

A popular model for Third World countries.

Tacky!!

I hope you enjoyed these as much as I did. :D What’s your favorite?

Odyssey Dawn? That’s what President Obama’s [unconstitutional] military strikes into Libya are named? LOL. I dunno, it just sounds kind of funny, like a girl’s name.

You all know I usually try to avoid politics and current events on this blog (*snicker*) but I got this funny in my email and just HAVE to share.

Apparently the White House tossed out a number of perfectly good names before arriving at “Operation Odyssey Dawn”:

10.Operation Nine Months In The Senate Didn’t Prepare Me For This
9. Operation Organizing for Libya
8. Operation Double Standard
7. Operation FINE! I’ll Do Something
6. Operation Enduring Narcissism
5. Operation So That’s What the Red Button Does
4. Operation France Backed Me Into A Corner
3. Operation Start Without Me
2. Operation Unlike Bush Wars This One Is Justified Because Hey Look A Squirrel
1. Operation Aimless Fury

Hee hee! I especially like #1 and #2. SO apropos! Hahahahah!!!

OK, enough fooling around. Turn off those sweet samsung 3d tvs and get back to work, everyone!

Whoopsie!

There’s something wonderful about FAIL videos that make me feel not so terribly bad about my own fails. LOLOL

I used to live in an apartment with a metal roof. As soon as the snow built up a few inches, the entire roof would rumble menacingly, as if we were going to have an earthquake, and then, BOOOOMMM!!!!!!!!!!! All the snow would come rushing down with one big white swoop. Talk about a fat burner that works– any poor soul even remotely near the snowquake would soon become the next abominable snowman unless he ran like crazy.

Oh while I’m in the mood, this one is funny, too. Look at this guy go, he’s a human torpedo!

Makes ya wonder– the skier had PERFECT aim at that spectator’s feet, now didn’t he?

Darlin’, LET GO of the leash when you play “Catch,” honey.

I think they both lose.

Lions prefer blondes. YIKES!

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Dude, LET GO OF THE POLE when it’s going in the wrong direction! Road rash extraordinaire…

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Here’s a Richard Simmons apprentice-in-training. Oopsie. Better stick to the lipofuze reviews, toots.

THIS is why I never eat at IHOP.

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So there’s your laugh for the day. If you have done something stupid and want to be on the Internet– make a video and email me at crabbyblogginglady@youredumb.com!

I love I Can Has Cheezeburger. I like to make captions from time to time, but they never get on the BIG page.

Are these not funny? Are these not humorous????

WHAT do you have to DO to get on the FRONT page?!??! I’ve seen some of the other LOL Cats, and they were NOT funny, not at ALL!

Wah wah! Yes, I’m whining.

I should just ditch the attempts to be a LOL Cats star. I should stick to the milder exploits of surfing for sports and leisure gifts at Personal Creations or something.

*sigh*

Well, this will cheer me up. Nothing like laughing over a kid who does something REALLY stupid, and then someone making a “FAIL” video about it.

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Well, I had to mow the lawn today.

I HATE it. I HATE it. It’s the weekly spring and summer chore… it’s SUCH a pain, I hate doing it weekly. I try to make it through the month without doing it, but then the neighbors start their whinin’ and complainin’ like little babies.

What? What’s that?

I’m not talking about cutting the turf grass, silly!!

I’m talking about shaving my legs!

Yeah, I finally did it. I needed a tractor, nearly.

sighhhh