Crabby Blogging Lady

Kids these days. Holy cow. Look at this news story!

Security guards posted at Buffalo city pools after rowdy teens pull in lifeguard

BUFFALO — Armed security guards have been posted at public pools in Buffalo after a lifeguard was pulled into the water by rowdy teenagers and other unruly behavior prompted safety concerns for parks employees.

The city’s eight public outdoor pools were shut down last Thursday after fights broke out and a locker room was vandalized.

At one pool, a 16-year-old lifeguard says she was yanked by her ankles into the water when he tried to restore order. She says she struck her head on a drain and then was repeatedly dunked by several teenagers until another lifeguard rescued her…. read rest of story here.

These aren’t “rowdy” teens. This is getting dangerous now.

I hope that lifeguard and others have plenty of term life insurance. A CONCUSSION they gave her! They nearly drowned her!!!! This is unconscionable. And it isn’t just a bunch of unruly kids fooling around– this is a plague, circulating through the youth like an infectious disease. It’s enough to warrant SECURITY GUARDS being posted!! I hope you social engineers are happy! This is the kind of generation you’ve got because you all wanted to be “free” from moral restraints and “religion.” Shame on you for ignoring what wise men before us have said:

We have no government armed with power capable of contending with human passions unbridled by morality and religion. Avarice, ambition, revenge or gallantry would break the strongest cords of our Constitution as a whale goes through a net. Our Constitution is designed only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate for any other. -John Adams

Before any man can be considered as a member of civil society, he must be considered as a subject of the Governor of the Universe. -James Madison

We have been assured, Sir, in the Sacred Writings that except the Lord build the house, they labor in vain that build it. I firmly believe this; and I also believe that without His concurring aid, we shall succeed in this political building no better than the builders of Babel. -Benjamin Franklin

Without morals a republic cannot subsist any length of time; they therefore who are decrying the Christian religion, whose morality is so sublime & pure, [and] which denounces against the wicked eternal misery, and [which] insured to the good eternal happiness, are undermining the solid foundation of morals, the best security for the duration of free governments. -Charles Carroll, Signer of the Declaration

Of all the dispositions and habits which lead to political prosperity, religion and morality are indispensable supports. In vain would that man claim the tribute of Patriotism, who should labor to subvert these great pillars…The mere politician, equally with the pious man, ought to respect and cherish them….Let it simply be asked, “Where is the security for property, for reputation, for life, if the sense of religious obligation desert?”…And let us with caution indulge the supposition that morality can be maintained without religion. Whatever may be conceded to the influence of refined education on minds…reason and experience both forbid us to expect that national morality can prevail in exclusion of religious principle. -George Washington

*itch itch*

I JUST passed by this store yesterday.

I noticed it was *scratch scratch* closed.

It’s in Soho, too.

*itch itch*

I stayed in Soho for a few days.

Oh Lord.

Please NO.

Teen apparel chain Abercrombie & Fitch Co has closed its Hollister store in New York City due to bedbug infestation.

The store, in Manhattan’s SoHo neighborhood, was closed on Wednesday, the company said. It said it was in the process of removing the bedbugs and hoped to reopen the store soon.

Abercrombie & Fitch spokesman Eric Cerny had no comment on how the store closing could affect sales and profits.

No comments, huh? Well, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure that one out! Sales are going to TANK! Hello! Better sell the barcode scanners, this store is gonna be outta commission for a while.

YUK.

*itch itch*

I hope the “trendies” didn’t stay at the same hotel as me… I hate Abercrombie & Fitch, anyway. It’s got more problems than just bedbugs. That business is sleeeeazy.

… people come out of the woodwork to either spam your blog or drown you with measly $1 link offers.

Oh THIS blog doesn’t have Page Rank. Sheesh, thanks a lot, Google. UP DOWN UP DOWN… make up your mind!!! First it was 0 then 1 then 0 then 2 then 0… then 0.. then 0….

I don’t do sponsored posts here, so I don’t know what has their dander up.. ya think they don’t care for my rants about them? Or all the wedding invitations links or something?? What’s their problem?

So anyway.

I have PR on some other blogs. When they were at 0, I got NOOOO offers… [crickets chirping] that’s right. Now, now that I have PR… BLAMMO, spam is through the roof! And even more, I get these offers from advertisers who want to pay me $1, $3 for a link. What, THAT pittance?! I’ll jeopardize my PR for a couple of bucks?! Do I look like an Asian mommy blogger to you, hello?!

Well, I had to mow the lawn today.

I HATE it. I HATE it. It’s the weekly spring and summer chore… it’s SUCH a pain, I hate doing it weekly. I try to make it through the month without doing it, but then the neighbors start their whinin’ and complainin’ like little babies.

What? What’s that?

I’m not talking about cutting the turf grass, silly!!

I’m talking about shaving my legs!

Yeah, I finally did it. I needed a tractor, nearly.

sighhhh

Oh my word, I love this guy– Sheriff Joe of Arizona. Have you heard about this guy? His latest mind-blowing move is to force prisoners to pedal on bikes if they want to watch TV. Now that’s what prisoners are for, I tell ya! Make ‘em pedal, Joe, for electricity for the whole state! He is so totally cool, so industrious, and overflowing with common sense.

And then I thought, Can this guy possibly be from Arizona?! No way!

And guess what– he’s not! That explains everything! He’s from Massachusetts! Staid, industrious, practical Massachusetts! No wonder he’s so good.

PHOENIX — Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio is implementing a new inmate program at Tent City Jail called “Pedal Vision.”

The program uses inmate-powered cycles to generate electricity for televisions.

Reports say Arpaio’s recent visit to Tent City inspired the idea, when he saw that many of the inmates were overweight.

The stationary bikes are customized so that as an inmate pedals, a connected television is powered once the cycle generates 12 volts of electricity.

One hour of pedaling equals one hour of television viewing for the inmates, according to Arpaio.

Arpaio said the inmates will only be able to watch television in the television room if they choose to pedal.

Sheriff Joe is ADORED by people. He’s re-elected by wide margins every year, cuz he’s so tough on crime. He’s not going to take the crap from pinko-commie-wacked out progressives, no way! If a jerk murders somebody, they need to pay the penalty, not “get off” because their mother’s father’s aunt’s sister took away their lollipops when they were a child.

Sheriff Joe has said this about illegal immigration:

“My message is clear: if you come here and I catch you, you’re going straight to jail…. I’m not going to turn these people over to federal authorities so they can have a free ride back to Mexico. I’ll give them a free ride to my jail.”

isn’t he simply dreamy?!
Apparently the United States Department of Justice (full of pinko-commie-wacko progressives) didn’t like his statement, and said he was “unfairly” targeting “Hispanics and Spanish-speaking people.” Well, DUH YEAH, I don’t see any French or Icelandians sneaking across our borders!! Idjits.

Joe stands up against Big Sister (Janet Napolitano), he was responsible for creating online flash cards/mugshots for deadbeat parents to shame them, he’s after the corrupt cops and judges who have their hands in the drug trade, he’s made prisoners wear pink underwear so they wouldn’t steal the underwear after their release, he introduced pink handcuffs, and now he’s making prisoners pedal for TV!

I LOVE JOE!

Joe, if they ever get tired of you in Arizona, come to New York State! The crooks in government here will keep you busy for decades! Bust ‘em all, Joe!

Regarding that “Christian” “militia” group in Michigan that was “raided” recently– dudes, you can’t DO stuff like that! Holy cow!

An indictment unsealed on Monday accused them of planning to kill a police officer in Michigan and then ambush the funeral with improvised explosive devices to kill more police. The defendants were preparing to fight authorities from fortified and booby-trapped positions, the indictment said.

Members of the Hutaree believed the attacks would “serve as a catalyst for a more widespread uprising” against the U.S. government, the indictment said.

Knuckleheads.

Listen– it’s a bad idea to “take back your country” with explosives, hello!! If you’re going to take a country, do it like Congress does– re-interpret the laws, send kids to public schools where they won’t dare question authority or be educated about freedom, and dump flouride in the water to make the population docile. That’s how tyrants really go about it!

P.S. I think the federal government has a very weak case against these people in Michigan, anyway. What laws did they break? Owning guns? Thinking “bad” thoughts about the government? Since when is that a crime????

For no people will tamely surrender their Liberties, nor can any be easily subdued, when knowledge is diffus’d and Virtue is preserv’d. On the Contrary, when People are universally ignorant, and debauch’d in their Manners, they will sink under their own weight without the Aid of foreign Invaders.” ~Sam Adams, that traitorous rebel!