Crabby Blogging Lady

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH!!!!!

OK, I hope that’s funny to you. I thought it was hilarious. I, beloved reader, am a cat lover. I do not appreciate others who love cats… for dinner, that it. Cats are to be cuddled and loved and nuzzled and squished. NOT eaten.

Yes, yes, I am a budding crazy cat lady. I only have three cats so far… my husband won’t let me get anymore (yet, hehehe). I admit, having cats takes stamina. Cats are wonderful creatures, but there are some days you just want to throw them in the basement and turn the Kwikset until they adjust their ‘tudes, ykwim?

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But gosh, cats are cute.

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Heh heh heh.

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I am a whacked-out, nutso, foaming-at-the-mouth cat lover. I sometimes warn Mr. Crabby that if he does not remain his sweet, cuddly self, I shall become one of those Crazy Cat Ladies, with dozens of kittens roaming the house, mewing day and night, and nuzzling my chin(s) nonstop. I have an insatiable appetite for warm, loving, hairy critters (which is, no doubt, the reason for my long and successful marriage). Needless to say, Mr. Crabby is quite cuddly. I’m quite sure this is entirely due to my charming and loveable demeanor. But, of course, he knows that he’d better be cuddly and nice, unless he wants me to suddenly cash in on that life insurance that is guaranteed issue… yah. Yah. lol (*to all you sourpusses out there– this is a JOKE!*)

Anyway, haha, I saw this video at AmyOops and immediately fell in love. What darlings! Yet if the cat owner REALLY wants to play the game, I suggest he whack a little harder, or at least get two, uh, whackers. Still, this video is ADORABLE!!!!!

So aren’t you just oozing with cat love?

What a cute kitty. He’ weird but he’s fluffy and adorable.

Oh my gosh, this dog is SO weird. Someone, anyone, call the pound! Chloroform, pleeeeeease!!