The Crabby Blogging Lady tracks her blog traffic. The Crabby Blogging Lady uses StatCounter to monitor traffic patterns and visitors. (Lawd, I sound like Hillbilly Willy! Gah!).
*slaps self*
OK, where was I? Ah, yes.
I like it when other bloggers post about their search engine keywords. It’s entertaining to read about what other people are searching for and where they wind up. So I thought I’d do it, too! I checked my StatCounter for “keyword analysis.”
It was empty!
What?!? Unbelievable. OK, maybe I did it wrong. I clicked in my StatCounter account for “recent keyboard activity.”
Nothing! Again!
Seriously, what is WRONG with people! My blog is LOADED with keywords! My posts are FILLED with relevant search engine DATA!
Well, maybe it’s because I ragged on dumb ol’ Google, and they’re punishing me. Whatever. So they kill my PageRank and prevent search engine traffic. Ok, I’ve learned my lesson, Google! I’ll kiss your collective butts if you would JUST GIVE ME SOME relevant keyword activity! Is that too much to ask?!
Yeah, whatever.
Well, in the SPIRIT of PRESUMED relevant keyword activity, I think I’ll make up my OWN. I mean, hey, I do searches. I would LOVE to find ME at the end of a rainbow. OK so here we go.
- gorgeous babes who blog
- crabby office lady blog
- does God beleive in atheists
- why do men like dogs and girls like cats?
- association of barbie haters
PERRRRRRRRRRFECT. How may I help you?
I admit it. I’m a plagiarist. She shoulda reserved all similar names. Finders keepers!
Well, yeah. He’s nice like that. Not like me, I don’t believe in them. BTW you spelled “believe” wrongly.
Honey, it’s simple: women are smarter than men. Ha!
Meeting Thursday at 7pm.
This was fun! I’ll have to make up more relevant keyword activity again. It’s almost as easy as making up all my new friends! And who needs Google, anyway? Muahahahahaha!
