Crabby Blogging Lady

I’m STILL sick as all get out. I haven’t been this sick in, what, 16 years! That was back when I had three young children (all under the age of three– yeah, it’s no wonder I’m so crabby now, eh?) and we got the flu FOUR TIMES that year, all in a row.

I wish people would keep their sicky sneezes and coughs AT HOME and not bring them to the grocery store and to work! Then, I wouldn’t be contaminated and become so sick!

If only I had a Sickness Geiger Counter or something. I could point it at people, their sickness index would display like some kind of Symbol LS2208, and I could avoid them. And never get sick!

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*sigh*

And to top it all off, I discovered that the virus my computer got was never killed! I scanned my blasted computer with every spyware killer in the book… but OpenDNS says there’s still some botnet trying to phone home. GAHHH!!! I don’t have the wits about me to reformat the computer again!!

So I’m spending all day in bed, changing all my passwords and etc. Oh, and my new (used) Mac computer is in the mail, too. Can’t wait til that comes in.