Crabby Blogging Lady

Oh my word, I love this guy– Sheriff Joe of Arizona. Have you heard about this guy? His latest mind-blowing move is to force prisoners to pedal on bikes if they want to watch TV. Now that’s what prisoners are for, I tell ya! Make ‘em pedal, Joe, for electricity for the whole state! He is so totally cool, so industrious, and overflowing with common sense.

And then I thought, Can this guy possibly be from Arizona?! No way!

And guess what– he’s not! That explains everything! He’s from Massachusetts! Staid, industrious, practical Massachusetts! No wonder he’s so good.

PHOENIX — Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio is implementing a new inmate program at Tent City Jail called “Pedal Vision.”

The program uses inmate-powered cycles to generate electricity for televisions.

Reports say Arpaio’s recent visit to Tent City inspired the idea, when he saw that many of the inmates were overweight.

The stationary bikes are customized so that as an inmate pedals, a connected television is powered once the cycle generates 12 volts of electricity.

One hour of pedaling equals one hour of television viewing for the inmates, according to Arpaio.

Arpaio said the inmates will only be able to watch television in the television room if they choose to pedal.

Sheriff Joe is ADORED by people. He’s re-elected by wide margins every year, cuz he’s so tough on crime. He’s not going to take the crap from pinko-commie-wacked out progressives, no way! If a jerk murders somebody, they need to pay the penalty, not “get off” because their mother’s father’s aunt’s sister took away their lollipops when they were a child.

Sheriff Joe has said this about illegal immigration:

“My message is clear: if you come here and I catch you, you’re going straight to jail…. I’m not going to turn these people over to federal authorities so they can have a free ride back to Mexico. I’ll give them a free ride to my jail.”

isn’t he simply dreamy?!
Apparently the United States Department of Justice (full of pinko-commie-wacko progressives) didn’t like his statement, and said he was “unfairly” targeting “Hispanics and Spanish-speaking people.” Well, DUH YEAH, I don’t see any French or Icelandians sneaking across our borders!! Idjits.

Joe stands up against Big Sister (Janet Napolitano), he was responsible for creating online flash cards/mugshots for deadbeat parents to shame them, he’s after the corrupt cops and judges who have their hands in the drug trade, he’s made prisoners wear pink underwear so they wouldn’t steal the underwear after their release, he introduced pink handcuffs, and now he’s making prisoners pedal for TV!

I LOVE JOE!

Joe, if they ever get tired of you in Arizona, come to New York State! The crooks in government here will keep you busy for decades! Bust ‘em all, Joe!