Crabby Blogging Lady

Pet Peeves. We all have them. I just happen to have more of them than the average bear. It’s part of my crabby charm.

• Coming up with AMAZING ideas for blog posts while I’m in the shower. I have no way to write them all down! And by the time I’m done, I’ve completely forgotten all that greatness! GAH
Magazines with naked women on the covers, their bare arms hiding the tiny bits that the law won’t allow them to expose. I HATE this. Dear magazine editors and starlets: Maybe you think everyone wants to see your bare skin with you covering only the tiniest of strategic places… but no, I really don’t. Keep it under a paper bag, honey. And get a life.
• Those STUPID uneven floor tiles at the entrance/exits of WalMarts. When you wheel a grocery cart full of bags of groceries over the floor, everything in the cart bounces up and down a couple of feet. Not to mention that when I’m leaving WalMart, I want to get out of there in a hurry. But NOOO they make it so that your eggs crack and your celery splits apart from wheeling over those idiotic floor tiles! Not only that but you have go through a military-grade obstacle course, dodging the massive influx of people coming in the Exit doors. THUMBS DOWN for WalMart.
• Liberals, who, in losing an argument, resort to name-calling, character slander, or changing the subject, because they feel they must have the upper hand. Someone recently accused me of not being “intelligent” because I ‘dissed’ a stupid TV show, and Bertrand Russell, AND used CAPS TO PROVE MY POINT in the same blog post. Since he/she/it had no answer to my brilliant reasoning and deductions, he/she/it complained about my USE OF CAPS and said I couldn’t hold an intelligent conversation. Like, big whoop– like, that accusation was supposed to make me feel inferior?! See, the problem with atheists and liberals is that, to them, truth is irrelevant; what matters to them is if a point makes them FEEL superior or not. For me, truth and the pursuit thereof is EVERYTHING, and how I feel is irrelevant. It is so difficult to have conversations or debates with liberals because of this. Not all are this way, but perhaps 98% of them are.
• By the way, thAT CAPs lock is preTTy dARn aNNOYing, too. I’m aLWaYs hitting it aCCIDentaLLY. gAH1111

So those are my pet peeves for the week. Huzzah. Until next time!

UPDATE: Just thought of another one!!

• Carefully crafting a post, hitting publish, then going back to see ALL these typos and mangled grammar! GAH!!! I hate that!