Crabby Blogging Lady

Well, a good deal of you people out there seem to believe that it’s CRAZY WOMEN DRIVERS that cause most of the world’s problems out there. I am here to dash your arrogant stereotypes to dust, my dears– TO DUST. It seems that there’s a lot of prejudice out there, still. While it has become anathema to speak ANYTHING negative against blacks, Jews, homosexuals, gypsies, skinheads, Middle Eastern terrorists with louse-infested beards etc etc… it is STILL A-OK to deride women, for some God-forsaken reason!! As if women existed only for **** and buying out all the Contemporary Jewelry in the world, eh? Oh,and for making parking bloopers for the men to laugh at.

WELL! I’ll have you know that every single one of these parking bloopers was caused by MEN. SO there.

That’ll teach ya for parking next to a hydrant, you delinquent.

I hear that the excuse “I thought the gas pedal was the brake pedal” is becoming more popular these days…

Oh gee, this is nothing. I see this just about every time I look for a spot!

These drivers are DEFINITELY men. Women care MORE about the CHILDREN, you know.

Nice ones, guys. Wow.

This is a close call. Hmm. It could have been a woman because women are pushy and controlling like that. But it could have been a man because men are lazy like that. Hard to tell. If I had to choose, I’d say a man.

So haha!!! Actually, I was kidding when I said all these parking bloopers were by men. I really have no idea. There’s a good chance these were done by women, too. But while women may have parking problems, men have DRIVING problems. It’s a well-known FACT that men are poorer drivers– more reckless, less careful and attentive, and just plain lousy drivers. It’s why insurance companies charge more for policies for men than women. Men are a greater liability.

SO THERE.