Crabby Blogging Lady

That was the question posed by the brilliant journalists at MSNBC the other day: Big Quake Question: Is Nature Out of Control?

Uh.

Well, yes. YES, you dunderheads! When was nature ever IN control?! That’s why they call it nature, hello?!

When I went back to the “news” “story” online today, the title had been changed: Big Quake Question: Are they getting worse?

Uh.

Well, no. NO, you knuckleheads! Earthquakes are earthquakes!!! There have been both BIG ones and SMALL ones, all throughout history.

I wish some people would get out of their stuffy offices a TAD more frequently. Go outside, take in the leaves, the trees, the history of the world. It’s ALL OUTTA YOUR CONTROL, you control freaks!!!