Crabby Blogging Lady

How on EARTH could I have missed my Favorite Holiday of the Year?!?!

I’m really peeved with myself.
In case YOU missed it, too (commiserate with me, my friend!), it was National Grouch Day!! Yes! I cannot BELIEVE I missed it! I was so wrapped up in learning about identity theft protection (I have had my personal information stolen TWICE I’ll have you know) that it entirely slipped my mind until today. GAH!! Earlier this month, I checked to make sure exactly WHAT day it was this year… and made a mental note to remember.

Well, we all know what I did wrong, now, don’t we?

Gah! I love National Grouch Day! I had all these party plans, too, like serving only black and green jelly beans to guests… handing out used Kleenexes for party favors… inviting only friends who were sick…. I am really, really steamed I missed it. Why didn’t any of you remember to remind me?!

Oh well. It can’t be helped now. But you’d better believe I’m not going to forget next year! Sheesh– they should have this holiday twice a year: once for the real holiday, and again as a double whammy for those of us who forget things! By the time the second holiday rolls around, you’d BETTER BELIEVE it’ll be a grouchy day!

So Happy National Grouch Day, people. Belated.