Crabby Blogging Lady

Well, here’s a distraction from all the crappy news we’ve had to endure lately. Gag gifts! I love gag gifts! They are perfect for expressing how you truly feel about people!

Send this in to your Congressman!

This is bad, I know. But funny! And for most men, it’s absolutely true! Also– if it came with the arrow pointing upwards toward the mouth, you could give this gift to your Congressman, too! It’s not unlike the “diarrhea of the mouth” quick trim fast cleanse reviews t-shirts I’ve seen. I wonder if the company does special order? Because it would make a great gift for Al Gore!

Here are some other “truth in advertising” t-shirts:

The mugs are exceptional.

For the Redneck with style:

This is a talking toilet paper holder. Haha! Great for public places or to install during the holidays, when your home is infested with guests.

Speaking of infested, how about this nifty accessory? This is GREAT for the holidays!!! If this won’t keep those Christmas busybodies away from your comfortable home, then I don’t know what will.

Finally, here’s a nice gift for the child or grandchild. Funny thing is, the kid will never know how goofy he looks! And if he does know, then he’s TOO OLD to be sucking on a pacifier and you need to quit being so soft on your kid. Sheesh, where’s your respect for your own child??

I usually don’t buy gag gifts, because I think they are tasteless. But that Toxic Vent t-shirt has me intrigued. I may get that one.

Photos and gifts here: TalkingPresents, WasteSomeCash (I love their honesty), Zazzle.