For the Easily Offended
This ought to be a popular page…
This blog is run by ME. I PAY for it, it’s MINE. If you don’t like my rants and are easily offended, please go somewhere else. 
You do not have the right to be heard on MY blog that I PAY for. You do not have the right to demand that I write or not write a certain way. Please realize that if I decide to post your ranting I-Am-So-Offended-How-Dare-You-Write-This comment, it’s because I am feeling strangely and unusually generous. Or, I am punishing myself for that fatty donut I ate half an hour ago.
I will have you know that the Crabby Blogging Lady is a sweet, kind, adorable, wonderful little lady. (and she fibs sometimes). ha! Seriously, I am not a very crabby person. I am a happy contented person; but like you, I sometimes get upset about politics or the crazy culture or stupid atheism or the dumb things that OTHER people do *cough cough* and I rant. Please realize that this blog is classified as a “HUMOR” blog, so a lot of my posts, while rants, are intended to be humourous. And lucrative to advertisers.
Disclaimer: *sigh* My posts are not intended to criticize or offend anyone in particular, but I do retain the right to criticize or offend some in general, which is what usually happens. I’m a lady of strong opinions. I’m a lady who sometimes exaggerates and who uses wild examples to make points about issues. I already know that there are exceptions to rules, that not everything is black and white, yadda yadda. But that doesn’t stop me from expressing my opinions and writing about my knowledge and understanding on MY blog that I pay for.
Plus, I don’t see anyone else out there who is willing to think outside the box and stand up for common sense. So I’m doing it. If you don’t like my “style” or “ettiquette,” well, go find Mr. Rogers and his Neighborhood. Have an absolute blast!!
