The world is INSANE! Insane, people! I see the headlines and just want to —> 
Here’s my crabby take on the latest news headlines, with a healthy dose of common sense added in. Eat your heart out, Cronkite.
Report: Tiger Woods ‘On the Edge’ As New Mistress Named Note to Tiger: Who the heck do you think you are, Bill Clinton?! You thought you’d really get away with this, and Erin would be clinging to you for political clout like Hillary? No way! Unless you have stuffed an entire nation with liberal kook judges, newsmen/women, and made a lot of “friends” in high places like good ol’ Slick Willie, you’re going be raked over the coals, my boy. And you deserve it. I feel so sorry for your cute little girl.
Mass. 2nd-grader sent home for crucifix drawing
The kid was ORDERED to undergo psychological evaluation!! UNBELIEVABLE! Gawd, if he drew a picture of the latest slop to come from children’s cartoon land, or drew the bloody gore of the rest of the media world, he’d be crowned! Santa and Frosty and Dora and Barney are OK. Draw Jesus, and you;re a nutcase who needs to see a shrink. People, hello?!? THAT’s the status of public schools today. Wake up.
Health care loophole would allow coverage limits
Get your houses in order, anyone of you who are sick or old. To quote the words of nasty little Margaret Sanger (who founded Planner Parenthood), the poor, sickly, and aged will soon be classified as “human weeds” under this new government-controlled “health” bill. So this is the hope and change. Well. At least now we know.
Google convicted in French copyright case
Wow. If you’re an old lady whose grandson downloads a piece of crap by Metallica onto a computer, be prepared to pay the RIAA $28 million. If you’re Google and you scan and publish copyrighted books, that’s OK, cuz you’re Google! (France sued Google but the Mighty G is only paying pocket change; US publishers won’t make waves).
