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Electronic Voter Fraud? Really??

Wow.

WHY am I so surprised??

According to a Nevada news outlet, voters in the state have angrily reported that when they go to cast their vote on electronic voting machines, Senator Harry Reid’s name is already checked.

It’s happened to a number of people, apparently.

The County Registrar of Voters clerk says that Reid’s name appears checked because the voters are allowing their fingers to “linger” too long while casting their votes.

Uh HUH. Well, I don’t hear of any checks in the boxes for Republican Sharron Angle mysteriously showing up, only Reid’s.

It’s all MIGHTY FISHY to me.

Everyone knows that these electronic voting contraptions can be hacked. I just can’t wait until all the elections are over. Nthing ever changes, no matter who you vote for. I’m SO looking forward to an end of the political wars– I’m sick of the junk mail and the ads and the very slanted news “stories.” I just can’t wait to see ads by celebrities for how to lose belly fat fast again! Ohhhhh yeah.

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Get Ready To Freeze Your Pitootie Off…

According to the Fobos Weather center in Russia, that is.

Forecasters say this winter could be the coldest Europe has seen in the last 1,000 years.

The change is reportedly connected with the speed of the Gulf Stream, which has shrunk in half in just the last couple of years. Polish scientists say that it means the stream will not be able to compensate for the cold from the Arctic winds. According to them, when the stream is completely stopped, a new Ice Age will begin in Europe.

Oh by the way, fobos, or phobos, is Greek for fear.

Ya gotta love these “news” “stories.” Most of them are all about what MIGHT happen and what MAY occur.

Hello, are there not enough murders and robberies in the world to report, that the public’s minds may be saturated with continual bad PROBABLE events? How about a report on does lipofuze really work? Now that’s riveting stuff! Anyway, winter is COLD. Everyone should prepare for it. And Russian winters are FREEZING. I’d like to know if at any time any of these media prophecies have ever come true. We always hear about their predictions, but how about some after-the-fact check ups?

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This Makes Me Very Very Crabby

USA Today has an article by Eric Cantor. NO NO, Eric Cantor doesn’t make me crabby!

THIS DOES.

I can’t copy and paste directly from the news story, because I may be slammed with “copyright infringement” for passing information along… but the basics of the story is that the tax increases that President Bush stifled during his reign and going to crop to the surface under President Obama’s reign. And the Democrats are very happy to see the taxes come back. This is BAD NEWS for average Americans. We’re going to to be CLOBBERED with taxes. Tax tax tax tax. Taxes on all income, on capital gains, on dividends, on estates… oh and there’s also all that money we have to dump into Social Security and Obamacare and the Bush Senior Drug Law…

wow, thinking about all these taxes is… taxing.

And guess whose going to enforce all these new taxes, now that the country is over its head in choking debt?

That bastion of all-American kindness and care, the IRS.

Canada is sure looking nice this time of year, don’t you think?

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Too Grouchy

I’ve been terribly grouchy lately. Not crabby. Grouchy. There’s a difference. Crabby is more of a temporary fluke kind of thing, and can have humor associated with it. Grouchy is cranky with a sort of negativity associated with it. :-p I’m VERY grouchy that I have been grouchy. It’s no fun. Reminds of those days of doing all those diets for quick weight loss, boy, did THEY make ya grouchy!

It’s just a hard time right now. Lots going on, good and difficult. I’ll get through it, and I’ll even get through it SMILING. :D see?! —-> :mrgreen: SMILING. But right now, I haz grouchy. *sigh* I will feel better when I get some chocolate and drink some luscious strawberry smoothie. My diet has been awful lately so that may be part of it. And I work long, long days. But I’ll get through it! I won’t walways be grouchy! Crabbiness will prevail!!! Muahahaha

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This is too all my devoted readers who have problems reading text, and therefore, my posts. And then who leave IDIOTIC comments full of atheistic snobbery that are completely unrelated to the issue. You make me laugh.

Oh, and yeah, I HAVE been a tad busy. Not motivated to blog. Don’t misunderstand, I’m still PLENTY crabby! I just don’t feel like blogging about it right now. But all in good time, and I’ll be inspired again, soon.

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Learn from the best.

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Hoh boy. I will be rich.

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This is perfect. I should make this into a poster for my office, or send it for business card printing.

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Hi Trolls!

Just wanted to say hi to all the trolls visiting my blog lately!

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