Crabby Blogging Lady

I’ve been terribly grouchy lately. Not crabby. Grouchy. There’s a difference. Crabby is more of a temporary fluke kind of thing, and can have humor associated with it. Grouchy is cranky with a sort of negativity associated with it. :-p I’m VERY grouchy that I have been grouchy. It’s no fun. Reminds of those days of doing all those diets for quick weight loss, boy, did THEY make ya grouchy!

It’s just a hard time right now. Lots going on, good and difficult. I’ll get through it, and I’ll even get through it SMILING. :D see?! —-> SMILING. But right now, I haz grouchy. *sigh* I will feel better when I get some chocolate and drink some luscious strawberry smoothie. My diet has been awful lately so that may be part of it. And I work long, long days. But I’ll get through it! I won’t walways be grouchy! Crabbiness will prevail!!! Muahahaha

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This is too all my devoted readers who have problems reading text, and therefore, my posts. And then who leave IDIOTIC comments full of atheistic snobbery that are completely unrelated to the issue. You make me laugh.

Oh, and yeah, I HAVE been a tad busy. Not motivated to blog. Don’t misunderstand, I’m still PLENTY crabby! I just don’t feel like blogging about it right now. But all in good time, and I’ll be inspired again, soon.

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Learn from the best.

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Hoh boy. I will be rich.

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This is perfect. I should make this into a poster for my office, or send it for business card printing.

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Just wanted to say hi to all the trolls visiting my blog lately!

Gee, I can’t believe that I didn’t post this before… maybe I just assumed that everyone would recognize my brilliance and my uncanny knack of pleasantly and mannerly getting to the crux of an issue… but there are just some folks who– for some unknown reason– dislike my style.

So I made a “Disclaimer” page. Hope you like it.

For the Easily Offended

**SIGHHHHH**

I’m at the orthodontist’s office, sitting in the waiting room. Boooring. Thank God for wireless Internet. My daughter is getting her braces removed. The office here is “open” with just partitions between the nervous mothers in the waiting room, the front desk with clattering telephones, and the orthodontists’ haven where they do all their work.

It’s driving me crazy.

I can hear the nasty sound of the dental drill from here.

It’s bad enough that I have to release my lovely and gentle young daughter into the hands of semi-strangers cloaked generic lab coats, who whisk her away to wrench their meaty hands into her small mouth and rearrange her delicate teeth. It’s sheer horror to hear the screaming of the drills, the clunking of the pipes, the growling of the motors.

And it got me thinking: modern technology– BAH! I’ll believe it when I hear it.

You see– they can put a man on the moon (at least, that’s what the government told us they did), they can create nano-microchips for computers, they can create atomic bombs and flourescent lighting and self-starting coffeemakers and fancy swirly skateboard ramps. But can they create a SILENT dental drill?! NOOOOO! Can they make a QUIET vacuum cleaner?!? NOOOOO! How about inventing a jackhammer that doesn’t kill your inner ear? How about making jet engines that only rattle the windows and not the bones of the dead and buried? Huh huh??

They’ve got it all wrong. Instead of making silencers for rifles, laser beams for warfare, stealthy aircraft for dropping bombs, why don’t they put technology to GOOD use, huh? The jerks.

Yeah, I’m a little tense. You would be, too. It’s bad enough having to endure the loathesome dentist experience for yourself; it’s another to have to sit for hours in a waiting room, hearing your tender young child go through it… :-p

P.S. By the way, guess what career my daughter is interested in? :-p

Wow. Just, just… WOW.

I’m validated! See!

That means that this theme– the theme I spent weeks looking for, the theme I searched high and low for– is cool with the WordPress dudes. Man, that feels great. Thanks guys, whoever you are, for making such an artful and accomplished theme. And THANK GOD I don’t have to fiddle with the code to make it work! It just… it just WORKS already!

I feel like I’ve won an Oscar. Wow.