RSS
people

I Love My Snow Tires

Mr. Crabby got snow tires for the car.

I LOVE SNOW TIRES!!!! :rant: LOVE THEM! Thankyouthankyouthankyou!

While all the other drivers were spinning wildly around and around in the parking lots, I was zipping by with ease. Muahahhahaha!!! What a wonderful, liberating feeling.

Of course, all those other drivers have such fancy cars with kuat bike racks on them…. I don’t know why people even DRIVE such expensive cars in the winter. If crashing into the snow banks isn’t bad enough, the road salt kills the cars in a year or two. Sheesh.

By the way, what IS IT with SUV drivers? How is it that these people turn into raving mad maniacs as soon as they get behind the wheel of a truck, huh? I’m no granny, I keep the speed limit or go a little over, but EVERY SINGLE SUV I ever see is breathing down my tailpipe, 2 inches from my bumper, pushing pushing me to go faster. As soon as there’s an empty spot in the lane (and sometimes regardless), the SUV roars past me, spewing great clouds of oily smoke.

What the? :wassat:

Why are they so stinkin aggressive? They make driving very unpleasant. GET A LIFE, SUV drivers!

Well, it doesn’t matter today. Because today in my little bitty car I sped past THEM, spewing bits of slush and snow onto their license plates! Muahaha!! I am the QUEEN today!

2 Comments | Tags: ,

Crazy Car Designs

You asked for it, I got it. Crazy cars!!! It’s ALL the rage now, huh?

Roll out the barrel! Haha!

The Good: No more banging the car door against other cars in the parking lot! The Bad: If someone rear-ends you and you aren’t buckled in…..

This one is best followed by the “dog” car. What a design, though. Must have taken some heavy-duty technical expertise from the Houston web design gurus to get this one right….

*Some* people would accuse me of driving such a car…

Just plain weird.

Show-off:

Uhhhh what is it? The Blob?

I’ve always wanted to drive a Chia Pet. Hey, you could also snack on something green while in traffic.

This one must have a magnet for an engine. Hold on to your refrigerator magnets, people, lest this car slurp them up while it goes down the street!

The Barbie car. Or, Maureen Dowd car.

This one helps alleviate the “bugs splattering on the windshield” problem.

A popular model for Third World countries.

Tacky!!

I hope you enjoyed these as much as I did. :D What’s your favorite?

Comments Off | Tags: , , , , ,

Happy Holidays, Girls!

funny pictures history - If you can't wear a dog collar for a belt, you're not vomiting enough!
see more Historic LOL

1 Comment | Tags: , ,

Operation Odyssey Dawn? What, Is That The Name of Your Kid?

Odyssey Dawn? That’s what President Obama’s [unconstitutional] military strikes into Libya are named? LOL. I dunno, it just sounds kind of funny, like a girl’s name.

You all know I usually try to avoid politics and current events on this blog (*snicker*) but I got this funny in my email and just HAVE to share.

Apparently the White House tossed out a number of perfectly good names before arriving at “Operation Odyssey Dawn”:

10.Operation Nine Months In The Senate Didn’t Prepare Me For This
9. Operation Organizing for Libya
8. Operation Double Standard
7. Operation FINE! I’ll Do Something
6. Operation Enduring Narcissism
5. Operation So That’s What the Red Button Does
4. Operation France Backed Me Into A Corner
3. Operation Start Without Me
2. Operation Unlike Bush Wars This One Is Justified Because Hey Look A Squirrel
1. Operation Aimless Fury

Hee hee! I especially like #1 and #2. SO apropos! Hahahahah!!!

OK, enough fooling around. Turn off those sweet samsung 3d tvs and get back to work, everyone!

1 Comment | Tags: , , ,

Whoopsie! A Typo, or Freudian Slip?

Oh dear.

A billboard in South Bend, Indiana, is making big news. Apparently, the local school has a billboard advertisement touting the glories of pubic education. Exactly.


Photo taken from news story site.

Apparently, the billboard got through FOUR proofreaders, all who missed the “typo.” I’ll betcha they were all educated in pubic schools, eh?

So you tell me, is this just a typo?

A Freudian slip?

Or just another good reason why parents should home school their children?

Hmmmm

Comments Off | Tags: , ,

Funny FAILs

These just never grow old. LOL. Ever since I saw the first viral Fashion Roadkill (bwahahahah!) of a poor model tripping over her prom dress and high heels, FAIL photos are too funny. What you think, huh? ;) Here are some good ones:

Oh dear! I think this may have been at my local Walgreens??? Whoopsie!

epic fail photos - CLASSIC: At Work FAIL
see more EpicFail

I had no idea Jesse’s brains were Strawberry Slushy! Wait a minute… musta happened after Toy Story 2… Yum, eat up, kids!

epic fail photos - Children's Snack Fail
see more EpicFail

Something tells me the other car was to blame, am I right? Yeah…

epic fail photos - Sheriff Fail
see more EpicFail

LOL.

epic fail photos - Book Title Fail
see more EpicFail

Looks like we’re outsourcing our cemetery circulars, now, too?

epic fail photos - Direct Contact FAIL
see more EpicFail

WIN! Ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

job fails - Good! I Haven't Been Regular In Months!
see more Monday Through Friday

1 Comment | Tags: ,