Perfect. I love this creature, I tell ya.

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If I Had a Pet…

… it would be THIS ONE.

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HA HA HA HA!!! I love this cat! Look at that frown, like draw string bags! I love this cat! Everyone calls him (or her?) Grumpy Cat but his (or her?) real name is Tardar Sauce. Now THAT’S s stupid name for a cat. But oh well, you can’t win them all.

I love Grumpy Cat!

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Groucho Marx

That guy was FUNNY. I don’t know why I am thinking of him today (is it his birthday or something??), but I am. I’m remembering one of his best quotes:

“Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them…well I have others.”


I used to watch “You Bet Your Life” as a youngster. Oooo Groucho could be so, so saucy! I remember one show had two young ladies, sisters. They were nearly identical looking except that one young lady was more svelte than the other. He asked the svelte lady her name. “Elaine” she said. “Hello, Elaine,” Groucho winked. Then her turned to her chubbier sister. “And what’s your name, young lady?” “Lena,” she replied. “Lena? You don’t look like a lean-a to me!” The audience laughed and she blushed. Groucho could be so rude. But he always spoke his mind, that’s for sure. Most of what he said passed over the tots romping on the playground (like me), but there was always something funny about his delivery. It wasn’t until years later that I realize that some of his stuff was rather lewd. BAD Groucho.

But some things he did say were funny. Here are some of the wittiest (and cleanest) quotes I’ve seen.


“Before I speak, I have something important to say. ”

“From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.”

“I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.”

“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.”

“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.”

“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.”

“I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.”

“He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.”

“While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.”

“I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.”

“Go, and never darken my towels again.”


So now you’ve got your culture for the day. That’ll be 25 cents, please. :)

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OH. SO. True.

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