Crabby Blogging Lady

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH!!!!!

OK, I hope that’s funny to you. I thought it was hilarious. I, beloved reader, am a cat lover. I do not appreciate others who love cats… for dinner, that it. Cats are to be cuddled and loved and nuzzled and squished. NOT eaten.

Yes, yes, I am a budding crazy cat lady. I only have three cats so far… my husband won’t let me get anymore (yet, hehehe). I admit, having cats takes stamina. Cats are wonderful creatures, but there are some days you just want to throw them in the basement and turn the Kwikset until they adjust their ‘tudes, ykwim?

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But gosh, cats are cute.

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Heh heh heh.

Colleges will soon be unlocking their campuses, releasing the little urchins so the dormitories can be hosed down and sanitized for another year…. and oddly enough, at the same time that the college kids hit the roads once again (some of them, literally), police blotters are bloated with mentions of DWI, DUI, and accidents. I don’t understand how an 18-year old can be slapped with “DWI” (Drinking While Intoxicated) when driving while drunk, the kid’s barely out of diapers and still using best acne treatment. They are DRINKING?! They are BELOW the drinking age, hello?! The DWI charge seems a bit moot… unless the penalties are harsher. In that case, I say throw the book at them.

Found these “Speeding Hymns” somewhere. Very cute. I’d seen these a while ago… worth repeating.

at 45 mph…. “God Will Take Care of Me”

at 55 mph…. “Guide me, O Great Jehovah”

at 65 mph…. “Nearer My God to Thee”

at 75 mph…. “Nearer Still Nearer”

at 85 mph…. “This World is Not My Home”

at 95 mph…. “Lord, I’m Coming Home”

at 100 mph…. “Precious Memories”

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These are so bad. But so deliciously funny. heehee All from the FAIL blog. Some of the photos can be pretty nasty there, though. Count on me to weed though the sordid ones to find the gems. ;)

Why am I not surprised about this one?

This dude is in for some major joint pains. I actually find this pic more painful than funny. Wow, great timing, cameraman.

I always wondered why they made these townhouses with an open second storey like that. Now I know.

I gotta wonder if some of these FAILs are Photoshopped or are staged. Could it really be possible that people are THAT stupid?

Boy am I in a grouchy mood today, almost as bad as the morning after the 2008 Election. GAH! The country is going to hell in a handbasket and idiotic Americans are more concerned with basketball games!!! I’m too crabby to be creative, even.

So to perk me up, I browsed through some vintage funny graphics. These are borrowed from others’ Photobucket albums… so if the images no longer appear, it’s all THEIR fault for going over bandwidth! Unfortunately, many of the graphics at Photobucket are vulgar. I don’t find them funny, not at ALL. Why do women think that swearing and dirty humor on par with sailors is humorous? Of course, I don’t think women should be the addle-brained idiots as depicted in the 1940s and 50s, concerned only with cooking dinners and face moisturizers, but they shouldn’t be filthy-minded, swearing bimbos, either. So anyway, I tried to pick out the best sans swearing and sex-talk. It was tough!

One of my favorites:

I knew I liked Vincent Price.

Perfect!

I love this one.

And finally, truth and justice triumph over all. Don’t they look cute in their aprons?

when your local newspaper updates the “obituaries” section every day, but updates the “births” section once a week…

when there are more teenagers busted for DWIs than middle-agers…

when American people must rely more on foreign news outlets for important news than the Goebbels-ish media outlets in the US…

when the US government raises the debt ceiling to astronomical levels…

when even Toyota is issuing massive recalls…

when the only “health care plan” the government can come up with is killing off the young and old, and bankrolling illegal aliens…

when China stops hacking military computers, and becomes strangely quiet…

when your income tax refund check bounces…

when rationing becomes the most popular fat burner…

Got any good ones yourself? No obscene ones, k?