I was browsing gag gifts today (gearing up for another stellar Evil Step-Mother’s Day!) and chanced upon these little curiosities: bacon products! I am floored–absolutely astonished– at the sheer number of bacon gifts. Have I been missing out on something vastly important in our culture? Is it really this popular?
Look, it’s the bacon wallet! It’s just stunning! I think we should get one for each and every Congressman, since they love pork so very much, and since they now have so much money with which to stuff it!
Bacon mints are classy. I could serve these at my dinner party, after guests have feasted on my Limburger-Turkey Casserole. 
Oh, bacon placemats! These would make a terrific gift!
The dental floss, according to the website that sells it, is bacon-flavored.
Bacon gumballs. Eh, I could take them or leave them. Gum is TERRIBLE for your health.
This cracks me up– a bacon air freshener! It would drive my dog mad.
These are the best– bacon bandages! I think Kathy was giving something like this for her What’s That Wednesday contest? I have just GOT to win that someday. These are as cool as free seo tools, baby! ;)
All these gifts can be found at WasteSomeCash.com. LOL, I love it when a company is honest.
February 18th, 2010 at 6:26 pm
Now you know not to ask ME if I think there’s a market for bacon products. And don’t give up on the What’s That posts. I have the bacon mints and I had bacon chewies (think the stuff they make gummy bears out of, only not as tasty). In fact, I wouldn’t eat them if you paid me because they’re made in China, don’t have an expiration date and I’m not even sure it’s edible. I found it hilarious that the package says “Do not fry.” As if.
April 6th, 2010 at 3:37 pm
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