Crabby Blogging Lady

Holy cow, this headline and accompanying news is disgusting: Dollar Tumbles on Uncertainty About U.S. Debt Talks. And they say WOMEN are emotional?! Helloooooooo..

So investors are skittish because our stupid government can’t get their act straight. Well, someone please tell me how this is news?! What SHOULD make the large headlines is when U.S. politicians finally get off their fat butts and honor their oath to defend, protect and adhere to the U.S. Constitution! How’s them apples? And how about investors show a little ADULT temperance and stop whining like little babies because things are not superduper peachy keen this very moment?

Anyway, I really can’t get over how so self-absorbing the money lenders are. And the media feeds it. REPORTING THIS MINUTE: Warren Buffet hiccups– investors are nervous! STOCKS CRASH 3 points when Obama’s teleprompter shuts down! Blah blah blah.

Do we really need another thing to be worried about?

Not baby fever as in I want a baby. Baby fever as in a disease. A sickness. THE PLAGUE.

Watch this video. It’s a time lapse video of a 9-month old baby, showing how much damage a moving infant can wreak in 4 hours.

Now, some gals watching this would think “OHHH! He’s SO CUTE! I want a baby that’s so cute!!” But me, I think: Oh my gosh, that kid destroys everything. Babies destroy everything! They scream, they poop, they cry all night! Get me away!!!

OK, babies can be cute, But is all that cuteness worth the 9 months of agony, the 24 hours of excruciating labor, the lack of sleep, night-time screamfests, puking and snot and fevers….

I’ll just watch the videos. And then run for cover.

Well, here’s an interesting story. An immigrant living in Minneapolis robbed a bank. No, no that’s not very interesting. He robbed the bank to get CAUGHT. Well, that’s not terribly interesting, either. He wanted ot get caught so her could GET DEPORTED.

Back to SOMALIA.

Aichihuahua, is it really that bad here in the U.S.?

The guy sent a threatening note to the bank teller, then waited in the lobby for the police to arrive. He wants to get deported or go to jail. The story doesn’t say WHY he wants to get deported. It’s very odd.

I have heard other stories, not from the media but from various other bloggers and such, of folks who save up enough $$, retire, then go livein the tropical jungles of Southeast Asia. They say there’s more freedom there and that the currency has more authority there. And American goods are very coveted– grab an xbox network cable for a few bucks here, sell it there for millions. Well, not millions, OK I’m exaggerating. But you know what I mean.

All very, very odd.

I got this photo in the marvelous Patriot Post humor email I get once a week. It was listed as a “FAIL” photo.

I love it!!! What’s so “FAIL” about this?! I think it’s superb! As a matter of fact, I think I may do the exact same thing with the STOP sign at the corner. We are plagued with nutty kids who do this. Actually, they people aren’t kids, they are ADULTS!! In their young 20s. I don’t understand why our culture coddles young people who act like babies but should be held up to their responsibilities.

Anyway, this sigh is a terrific idea!! Maybe I’ll even duct tape a fake surveillance camera, or even stake out the place with Big Agnes Sleeping Bags and a megaphone or something!! Ohhh the ideas are coming!!!

Can you believe the GALL of TIME magazine?! Their JULY 4th edition?!?! I am so sick of these people. Look at TIME’s cover. Tell me if this doesn’t make your blood boil blue.

Does it still matter?!??!! Hello, does LAW and ORDER still matter?! What is TIME trying to pull? This in anarchy, this is treason. They are undermining our rule of law, not to mention our freedoms!!!

What do you think Mr. Paul Revere, hmmm?

Yeah, I’d be hollering to everyone that the traitors are a-comin’!

How about you, Mr. Sam Adams, do you think the Constitution still matters?

 

The liberties of our country, the freedom of our civil Constitution, are worth defending at all hazards; and it is our duty to defend them against all attacks. We have received them as a fair inheritance from our worthy ancestors: they purchased them for us with toil and danger and expense of treasure and blood, and transmitted them to us with care and diligence. It will bring an everlasting mark of infamy on the present generation, enlightened as it is, if we should suffer them to be wrested from us by violence without a struggle, or to be cheated out of them by the artifices of false and designing men.

I couldn’t have said it better myself.

How about you, Mr. Alexander Hamilton, what do you have to say?

Constitutions of civil government are not to be framed upon a calculation of existing exigencies, but upon a combination of these with the probable exigencies of ages, according to the natural and tried course of human affairs. Nothing, therefore, can be more fallacious than to infer the extent of any power, proper to be lodged in the national government, from an estimate of its immediate necessities.

And how about you, my dear, dear Mr. George Washington. What say you?

Firearms are second only to the Constitution in importance; they are the peoples’ liberty’s teeth.

Dude, now we’re talking, LOL.

You know what’s REALLY funny? The media is trying to dismantle the very freedoms that the Constitution gives them. In the normal world we call something like that insanity.

Anyway, kooks will always resist the amazing liberties we have in our form of government. I love our country, I love our way of government (the original way). In America, we have the freedom to write what we please on our blogs, to have a say in how we are legislated, to petition the feds is they are being tyrannical, to buy archery supplies from any store we want, to speak publicly and enjoy the MANY MANY blessings we have here.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.

And YES, the Constitution DOES STILL MATTER.

I love I Can Haz Cheeseburger — the LOL Cats site– just as much as any half-crazy, middle-aged, feline-freaked cat lover. But this. This is scary. It’s a video from LOL Cats. You watch this and tell me what’s wrong.

Is it just ME or WHAT? The cat will suffocate!! Stupid cat! Hello!!! If he sticks his head in there and — God forbid– he forgets to pull it out (yes, some cats are dumber than dogs; it’s true) or he gets stuck, those giggling cat owners will have a new fur rug on their hands. That cat is in serious need of malibu rehab treatment or something. TOO MUCH catnip.

Not a funny video. Creepy!