Crabby Blogging Lady

I love I Can Has Cheezeburger. I like to make captions from time to time, but they never get on the BIG page.

Are these not funny? Are these not humorous????

WHAT do you have to DO to get on the FRONT page?!??! I’ve seen some of the other LOL Cats, and they were NOT funny, not at ALL!

Wah wah! Yes, I’m whining.

I should just ditch the attempts to be a LOL Cats star. I should stick to the milder exploits of surfing for sports and leisure gifts at Personal Creations or something.

*sigh*

Well, this will cheer me up. Nothing like laughing over a kid who does something REALLY stupid, and then someone making a “FAIL” video about it.

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If you have any knowledge of history and symbols of various countries, the title of my post seems weirdly prophetic…

Anyway. The UK Guardian is reporting that bears are ravaging cemeteries in Russia, draping the grave clothes of the deceased atop the tombstones and munching on corpses.

SICK!

But.
I have a few questions.
A few little doubts about this story.

For one: bears dig down SIX FEET DEEP in the Russian permafrost or whatever that soil is, in search of DEAD people?? Who is providing the bears with shovels, huh? And why, when there are hundreds of thousands of tasty living Russians to eat, are bears descending on the rather unsavory and stale dead Russians? I thought bears liked fresh????

Yes, this all sounds morbid. I am not enjoying this, believe me. This news story is highly suspect. Because WHO do they blame for this carnal carousing by Ursa Major? GLOBAL WARMING! Yes! It’s all global warming’s fault! And everyone knows that CAPITALISTS cause global warming! The frogs are scarce in the Arctic Circle because of global warming! And therefore, bears are teaching each other how to dig SIX FEET DOWN to rip off grave clothes, drape them tidily on the tombstones (and in good view of the cameras, of course) and munch on Uncle Bertie who lies a-moulderin’ in the grave!

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighttttttt.

Hear the bells and whistles, folks. See the exit signs, folks. You’re being hoodwinked.

Here’s a quick fix for man-eating bears that won’t stay on their side of the tundra: SHOOT THEM! Problem solved! Russia has never had any qualms about shooting things….

Well well. Perhaps the din of angry red-blooded Americans was heard over the rattle of the moneybags of the globalist bankers?

Obama said the “C” word!!!

Wonders never cease!

Obama chattered ON and ON this past weekend, using the “C” word profligately to prove that he IS now familiar with the correct wording of the Declaration of Independence:

In four speeches on Friday, Saturday and Monday, Obama cited the word “Creator.” CNSNews.com, Fox News and other media outlets had reported on Obama’s numerous omissions, including two last week.

In addressing a Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee event Monday in Providence, R.I., Obama said the “idea of America” was based “on a document and ideas that had never been tried before.”

“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness,” Obama said.

Question: was he reading from a teleprompter here? Can’t tell. And has he had body acne treatment?? Can’t tell, either.

As a proud American, I am deeply honored that our President took his precious time away from the golf course to study our founding documents. Good going, PBO.

Wow.

WHY am I so surprised??

According to a Nevada news outlet, voters in the state have angrily reported that when they go to cast their vote on electronic voting machines, Senator Harry Reid’s name is already checked.

It’s happened to a number of people, apparently.

The County Registrar of Voters clerk says that Reid’s name appears checked because the voters are allowing their fingers to “linger” too long while casting their votes.

Uh HUH. Well, I don’t hear of any checks in the boxes for Republican Sharron Angle mysteriously showing up, only Reid’s.

It’s all MIGHTY FISHY to me.

Everyone knows that these electronic voting contraptions can be hacked. I just can’t wait until all the elections are over. Nthing ever changes, no matter who you vote for. I’m SO looking forward to an end of the political wars– I’m sick of the junk mail and the ads and the very slanted news “stories.” I just can’t wait to see ads by celebrities for how to lose belly fat fast again! Ohhhhh yeah.

I hate Halloween. WHAT a disgusting holiday. Between the gobs of candy that rot out children’s teeth, the demonic history, and the totally pathetic people who chant “It’s just for fun,” there is nothing redeemable about the day. As America strays further and further from the Biblical and intellectual moorings that made her great, Halloween has exploded in popularity.

My neighbors even have the GALL to decorate their yards with these dump truck-sized, inflatable spiders and witches.

I don’t want to see that crap when I look out my window!!

I be needing the eye wrinkle creams something serious, from squinting my eyes closed, and from all the yelling in agony…

So it gives me great joy to present a post by another fellow blogger, stark.raving.mad.mommy and her terrific post featured on the Funny Not Slutty blog network. In the post, s.r.m.m goes ballistic over the sexualization of Halloween costumes. WARNING: some of the photos are offensive. You kids better not go there or I’ll get out my frying pan and bonk you. Just take Crabby’s word for it– they STINK.

Just another reason to hate Halloween. As if I didn’t need one.

While hashing through news headlines today (but finding more depth and newsworthiness in ads for diet pills), I stumbled across a news story at WorldNetDaily. Interesting!

What do you think of this? President Obama seems to have this little problem with the “C” word, is that right? The word: Creator. As in the Creator who endowed us with inalienable rights, like it says in the Declaration of Independence.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness…

WorldNetDaily reports that President Obama, for the third time in public, has refused to mention the “C” word when quoting the Declaration.

“It has to do with this idea that was started by 13 colonies that decided to throw off the yoke of an empire, and said, ‘We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that each of us are endowed with certain inalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.’”

The offense is that, in his public statement, Obama is directly quoting (not paraphrasing) the founding fathers. And he’s quoted it wrong. THREE times.

Does he think that if he doesn’t mention it anymore, no one will remember it? Wouldn’t it be the absolute DREAM if politicians really got Americans to believe that we get our rights from government? Then they can do ANYTHING they want!

I give WorldNetDaily a lot of credit for making a big stink about this. It’s causing a small firestorm among the REAL media and causing Americans to consider this aspect of the Declaration again.

The founding fathers were KINDA picky about where they got their rights. We don’t get them from the king. We don’t get them from committees. We don’t get them from the evolutionary process or from talking heads or from government bureaucrats or elected officials. We get our RIGHTS from GOD. The CREATOR. I think those old guys knew what they were talking about.

What do you think?