This is kinda cute.
Background: Germany (and Europe) are in a slump– financially and spiritually, and therefore, emotionally. It’s gotta be tough, those baby boomers living high on the hog on the backs of their children and grandchildren… and then those young whippersnappers collapse from the dead, fat weight. Yeah.
Well, Germany is happy that they have a new, chipper, chirpy, cheerful star in their midst. She IS very cute. Gosh. But her neck is, what, 18 inches?? I know lots of people who pop best weight loss pills to get such an Ethiopian neck. But she has lovely, “chirpy” eyes. 
BERLIN — With the eurozone in crisis, government coffers bare, the national football team in trouble and even the weather awful, victory in the Eurovision Song Contest gave Germany a rare reason for cheer Monday.
Lena Meyer-Landrut was on the front page of every German newspaper, even the normally staid business daily Handelsblatt and the somewhat stuffy Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung, dubbing her “Fraeulein Wunder” (“Miss Wonder”).
The mass-circulation Bild devoted almost all of its front page and three “special pages” to the 19-year-old, declaring: “LENA, wir lieben dich!” (“LENA, we love you!”).
“Europe loves us — and finally we’re in a good mood,” the paper said. In 2008 when No Angels spectacularly failed to impress the judges, the paper wondered why no one in Europe liked Germany.
The chirpy brunette’s victory in the European song fest in the Norwegian capital Oslo on Saturday with the catchy “Satellite” was only the second time Germany has won in the contest’s 55-year-history.
The last time Germans were able to celebrate Eurovision success was in 1982, when the Berlin Wall was still up. In the case of Meyer-Landrut — born in 1991 — that was more than a lifetime ago.
More than 120 million viewers across 39 European countries, but also as far afield as Myanmar, Australia and New Zealand, watched Meyer-Landrut, who has only just finished her final school exams, take the honours.
Bild estimated that 40,000 cheering fans welcomed her back in her home town of Hanover on Sunday.
Politicians fell over themselves to congratulate the singer, with Chancellor Angela Merkel saying her “rousing performance” had “dazzled Germany and sang you into the heart of Europe.”
“Whether you wanted to be or not, you are an ambassador for our country who, in one night, charmingly disproved a few old stereotypes,” Foreign Minister Guido Westerwelle said.
I’ll say. Her last name is Meyer? Isn’t that Jewish? Germany has certainly come a long way. I give them a lot of credit… unlike the U.S., who has now become the very deformed, deranged, sadistic Nazi monster that we once conquered.
The irony.
