Crabby Blogging Lady

Saw this today. Wow. A liberal talk radio show host suggested that Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, and Bill O’Reilly give up the ghosts.

MALLOY (31:30): It took these filthy Republicans about 48 hours- 72 hours to come up with the ‘oh, yeah, well, you know, we’re getting bad phone calls too, yes we are.

And then this John Boner, this John Boner [sic] these guys created this. they created this atmosphere, they did it because Limbaugh and Beck told them to!

MALLOY (36:25): Well, keep it up boys, just keep it up, um except for one thing: you rat bastards are going to cause another Murrah federal building explosion, you are. And then – what is Beck – maybe at that point Beck will do the honorable thing and blow his brains out…

Maybe at that point, Limbaugh will do the honorable thing and just gobble up enough – enough Viagra that he becomes absolutely rigid and keels over dead.

Maybe then O’Reilly will just drink a vat of the poison he spews out on America every night and choke to death!

That’s just sad.

And they say Ann Coulter incites hate?! You mean– she makes the liberals want to kill somebody, that’s how she incites hate?! Because I don’t see anyone killing anyone in the name of Ann Coulter, nor do I see any riots… but it’s OK for liberals to breathe threats against other people– that’s a-ok?!

Oh Oh, let me get this correctly– conservative “hate.” Liberals just “criticize.”

STUPID.

Good video. It’s Ron Paul’s take on the catastrophe that the Washingtonians are creating for us.

You know, I have a question about this kind of stuff–of seeing Ron Paul get on news programs EVERYWHERE as news stations breathlessly ask his opinion about the latest idiotic drivel from the government:

WHERE THE H*LL WERE THESE PEOPLE DURING THE 2009 ELECTIONS?!? Why are they all suddenly SOOOOOO interested in what Ron Paul thinks about things? Why didn’t they vote for him back then?! We could have avoided all this crap and be free people if they had heeded Paul back then!

Anyway, while Nancy Pelosi is “creating jobs” by hiring scads more chefs, waiters, staffers, and stocking her cushy office with modern furniture, we Americans are awaiting the Gestapo to invade our homes, kill our leaders, and convert us to socialism. Cuz did you hear what Paul said? Did anyone hear it?

Any time a government tries to give you a service or something of substance, they have to steal it from somebody else. So the whole process is immoral, because it’s based on government theft. That’s why they’re hiring 16,000 more new IRS agents, because they have to steal more money.

OK OK I know I have had an avalanche of posts about politics. I promise I’ll stop (soon). It’s all just so upsetting. We can’t drift back into our mediocre lives while these knuckleheads enslave us under our noses. We must keep the angry fires burning!

But I’ll write some happy crabby posts in the near future. As soon as I get this crap out of my system.

Haha. That Lawrence Katz can be SO funny! Too bad nobody listens to him.

“I just think it’s a silly exercise” counting jobs, Katz said.

The numbers are inherently inaccurate, he said, because we’ll never know how many jobs would have been created or lost without the stimulus. To do so, we’d need a control group, say giving stimulus money to North Carolina but withholding it from South Carolina.

“Obviously, that’s not something we can do,” Katz said. “We’ve only got one draw of history.”

That’s an “old” quote (January of this year).

I agree! Trying to count how many jobs have been “saved” or even “created” is SUCH a silly exercise! So why is government insisting that doing this and that “saves” and “creates” jobs? If it was truly SO silly, wouldn’t you guys all quit talking about it? What I understand is– you government control freaks throw around the term “create jobs” when it’s convenient to SELL and MARKET an agenda you have, but when we look around for evidence (since we do, after all, PAY for all this “job creation”), it’s suddenly SILLY! Ha hah hah! Funny, guys!

“Now, if you hear some of the critics, they’ll say, well, the Recovery Act, I don’t know if that’s really worked, because we still have high unemployment,” the president said in Nashua, NH on February 2, 2010. “But what they fail to understand is that every economist, from the left and the right, has said, because of the Recovery Act, we’ve started to see at least a couple of million jobs that have either been created or would have been lost.”

Oh yeah? Then how do you explain this stuff?

Personal Income Drops Across the Country

Personal income in 42 states fell in 2009, the Commerce Department said Thursday. Nevada’s 4.8% plunge was the steepest, as construction and tourism industries took a beating. Also hit hard: Wyoming, where incomes fell 3.9%.

Incomes stayed flat in two states and rose in six and the District of Columbia. West Virginia had the best showing with a 2.1% increase. In Maine, Kentucky and Hawaii, increased government benefits, such as unemployment insurance and Social Security, offset drops in earnings and property values.

These people are JOKES. They’ll sell their souls for a dollar, and then try to sell ours from under us, too. This isn’t a GAME, you Washington degenerates. The people of the United States are not a Nintendo Wii game, you jerks. You want to toodle around with quack policies and goofy socialist-style experiments? You wanna wreck your life? Go ahead, whatever. But LEAVE ME ALONE! I thought this was supposed to be the land of the free!

Boy am I in a grouchy mood today, almost as bad as the morning after the 2008 Election. GAH! The country is going to hell in a handbasket and idiotic Americans are more concerned with basketball games!!! I’m too crabby to be creative, even.

So to perk me up, I browsed through some vintage funny graphics. These are borrowed from others’ Photobucket albums… so if the images no longer appear, it’s all THEIR fault for going over bandwidth! Unfortunately, many of the graphics at Photobucket are vulgar. I don’t find them funny, not at ALL. Why do women think that swearing and dirty humor on par with sailors is humorous? Of course, I don’t think women should be the addle-brained idiots as depicted in the 1940s and 50s, concerned only with cooking dinners and face moisturizers, but they shouldn’t be filthy-minded, swearing bimbos, either. So anyway, I tried to pick out the best sans swearing and sex-talk. It was tough!

One of my favorites:

I knew I liked Vincent Price.

Perfect!

I love this one.

And finally, truth and justice triumph over all. Don’t they look cute in their aprons?

ANN COULTER.

Need I say more? People either love her or hate her.

I love her!

I do realize you must be shocked at this confession, heheheh.

Who else could say such crabby, truthful things as she does, and still be hilariously funny and poignant at the same time?

After American abortion doctor George Tiller was gunned down in church last year, Coulter was asked to condemn the killing by conservative Fox host Bill O’Reilly. She replied: “I don’t really like to think of it as a murder. It was terminating Tiller in the 203rd trimester. … I am personally opposed to shooting abortionists, but I don’t want to impose my moral values on others.”

How can liberals get mad about that?! It’s what THEY do!!! Hellooo… Ann’s making a POINT here!! Liberals have no qualms about saying such things about innocent babies!

OK OK she’s “venomous.” Yep. But so is Nancy Pelosi!! OK OK she can be “mean-spirited.” But so is Hillary Clinton!! I don’t always like Ann’s nasty edge, but by golly, the lady is HILARIOUS and I have to admit, she makes good points and she makes them WELL. And the lady– at 40-something– still looks great in the Little Black Dress and she has the best acne treatment on planet earth. All without plastic surgery, like Nan has!

Well, I once read an interview with her, and in it, the interviewer asked her:

What do you say to your critics who claim that you attack liberals just as viciously as you say Conservatives are attacked by liberals?

Ann Coulter: Our insults are true.

Latest news (yes, she’s back in the news, folks!) is that she’s made waves in Canada– before she’s even given the speech! Canadian University Provost Wants to Send Me to Jail… For a Speech I Haven’t Given Yet That link leads to a smarmy comment by Coulter (surprise, surprise) and a publicized email she received from University at Ottawa, Canada, where she was invited to speak. The university is up in arms because Ann Coulter’s free speech is too “American” than Canada’s version of free speech. They say Coulter incites “violence and hatred.” Ummm I have yet to see any uprisings from Ann Coulter’s speeches… but the comments at the aricle are hilarious. I loved this one:

Dear Ms Coulter,

We in Canada have a great love and respect for freedom of speech, provided you put up with a few niggling restrictions, like watching exactly what you say, when you say it, whom you say it to, and whether or not if it can be interpreted by someone, somewhere, sometime as “hateful.” And please feel free to bring your Bible. But understand that you won’t be able to read from it as we in Canada have limits not only on what you say, but what you believe…especially if you say it and believe it out loud.

Sincerely,
The Supreme Canadian Ministry of Not Talking Too Much

Well, this is all delightful. I’m cracking up and slowly starting to crawl out my my depression after the health “care” “reform” fiasco over the weekend. Maybe Ann will come riding to the rescue, you think? I’d just love to see her run against Obama, or anyone!

Well, here’s a distraction from all the crappy news we’ve had to endure lately. Gag gifts! I love gag gifts! They are perfect for expressing how you truly feel about people!

Send this in to your Congressman!

This is bad, I know. But funny! And for most men, it’s absolutely true! Also– if it came with the arrow pointing upwards toward the mouth, you could give this gift to your Congressman, too! It’s not unlike the “diarrhea of the mouth” quick trim fast cleanse reviews t-shirts I’ve seen. I wonder if the company does special order? Because it would make a great gift for Al Gore!

Here are some other “truth in advertising” t-shirts:

The mugs are exceptional.

For the Redneck with style:

This is a talking toilet paper holder. Haha! Great for public places or to install during the holidays, when your home is infested with guests.

Speaking of infested, how about this nifty accessory? This is GREAT for the holidays!!! If this won’t keep those Christmas busybodies away from your comfortable home, then I don’t know what will.

Finally, here’s a nice gift for the child or grandchild. Funny thing is, the kid will never know how goofy he looks! And if he does know, then he’s TOO OLD to be sucking on a pacifier and you need to quit being so soft on your kid. Sheesh, where’s your respect for your own child??

I usually don’t buy gag gifts, because I think they are tasteless. But that Toxic Vent t-shirt has me intrigued. I may get that one.

Photos and gifts here: TalkingPresents, WasteSomeCash (I love their honesty), Zazzle.