Mr. Crabby got snow tires for the car.
I LOVE SNOW TIRES!!!!
LOVE THEM! Thankyouthankyouthankyou!
While all the other drivers were spinning wildly around and around in the parking lots, I was zipping by with ease. Muahahhahaha!!! What a wonderful, liberating feeling.
Of course, all those other drivers have such fancy cars with kuat bike racks on them…. I don’t know why people even DRIVE such expensive cars in the winter. If crashing into the snow banks isn’t bad enough, the road salt kills the cars in a year or two. Sheesh.
By the way, what IS IT with SUV drivers? How is it that these people turn into raving mad maniacs as soon as they get behind the wheel of a truck, huh? I’m no granny, I keep the speed limit or go a little over, but EVERY SINGLE SUV I ever see is breathing down my tailpipe, 2 inches from my bumper, pushing pushing me to go faster. As soon as there’s an empty spot in the lane (and sometimes regardless), the SUV roars past me, spewing great clouds of oily smoke.
What the?
Why are they so stinkin aggressive? They make driving very unpleasant. GET A LIFE, SUV drivers!
Well, it doesn’t matter today. Because today in my little bitty car I sped past THEM, spewing bits of slush and snow onto their license plates! Muahaha!! I am the QUEEN today!


Smile, guys, you’re on Candid
The kids were bored with all our movies (a collection that cost me many pretty pennies over the years) and I was resigned to scouring through the online movie dregs for some entertainment. Good Lord, the filth that is out there, marketed as “family” entertainment. I don’t have television and don’t go to the movie theater, so I have a different (read: objective) perspective on it all. Eek. 

